barry2018-2023

[barry2018-2023]

COMPANION (2025) dir. Drew Hancock | German language settings scenes (2/3) Iris speaking German version here!

[barry2018-2023]

I love eating.....chewing, tasting, swallowing, etc.....

[barry2018-2023]

all jobs should pay one million dollars a day and everything should be free forever

[barry2018-2023]

“I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them in time, and space. A message to lead myself here.”

[barry2018-2023]

looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away

[barry2018-2023]

biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

[barry2018-2023]

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

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[barry2018-2023]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

[barry2018-2023]

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

[barry2018-2023]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[barry2018-2023]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[barry2018-2023]

Hot girl summer

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there are. broadly speaking. 2 types of whump fanfictions. the first is the type where the author is torturing the character or putting them in situations because they are a sexual or emotional pervert, or better yet both, which is the good and righteous whump. and then the 2nd type is the shit i dont like that reads like that daniel ortberg piece on how to respond to criticism where the point is just what a pwoor little baby the blorbo is and how everyone thinks they look so brave and beautiful suffering under the waterfall

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