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Kingdoms of Castile, Leon & Galicia, around 1065

by georgianmaps

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Not to Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (1885) post on main but, the thing about Sherlock Holmes that many modern adaptations don’t understand is that Holmes and Watson are friends. Holmes loves Watson, and I don’t even mean this in a ship way. That’s his best friend who he cares for so much. Watson does not put up with Holmes, that is his best friend; that’s why they are near one another. They are also gay but like. You don’t have to understand that one yet.

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would you?

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whats cave story

Cave Story is a jumping-and-shooting action game. Explore the caves until you reach the ending. You can also save your game and continue from where you left off.

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So Katie bar the door, and never let him in

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Honestly I can’t blame you Gen ✨ I wouldn’t be able too choose either 👀

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He didn't even post his own ass.

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Op, where are the pigeins

*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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HELLO?

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i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.