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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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we are forcing mike to discuss top 40 pop girlies in the groupchat #elderabuse

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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youre tellin me?

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if you're talking about shinigami eyes, isn't it run by transmedicalists that push that ideology on the database?

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hecate

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did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

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having ADHD will have you going round your house saying aloud, "Okay, so if I were me, and me is a dumb fuck, where the hell would I put X," and you still can't find it

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Exploding Kittens is kind of fun if you want the quasi-strategy of Jenga but are clumsy. You are unclean. Your desires are unclean. You contaminate that which you desire by the desiring of it. The world will shrink from your reach and wither at your touch. You are contagion, you are are a defiler. Wretch. Wretch.

Hey I think partway through this ask your soul was infected by the emanation of Purity from the realm of forms; actually it could've been any of them they all have similar opinions about being instantiated in the Realm of Shadows and Darkness but Purity is the mostly likely to complain that way about it .

Anyway a hot bath gets rid of it; use some Epsom salt and baby oil (not for the emanation, it's just nice on your skin)

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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polyamory hate is so weird to me, because "having casual sex with multiple people at the same time" is considered like. a sign of being a cool person, until those people are like. fat or have blue hair and pronouns or whatever

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bocchi the PUDDLE

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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rpg setting with multiple competing units of damage/resilience used in different regions. you gotta worry about the conversion between hp celsius and hp fahrenheit