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your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry’s!!!!!!!!!
(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that's super cringe
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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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If we’re mutuals and you reading this here❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️⭐️⭐️❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️💖💖💖💖💖💖💗💗💗💗💗💜💜💜💜💙💙💔💔💜♥️💚💚💛🖤🖤🖤🖤❣️❣️❣️❣️💞💞💞💓💓💓
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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though
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sorry but im always gonna be the supporting sluts kinda feminist. u cant convince me that harassing sex workers or accusing horny women of "setting all women back" is the way to a better future
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absolute cinema
“This establishment is under new menagement.”
A customer walks into the close nacho ball, where the sign is hung. They say to the cashier, “I’m not sure if anyone’s aware but the sign has a typo.”
Captain Man stands up from a corner booth holding a cease and desist letter and a blaster to the head of the manager who said we didn’t come up with the word and says, “I assure you it does not.”
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things you don’t need to be a girl
. Vagina
.she/her pronouns
what you do need to be a girl
. If you hear “let’s go girls” you go
things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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This is a post. Do not reblog it or else you will get -1 krillion fish karma. Don’t say I didn’t warn you
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I hate when someone says "Yeah nice words coming from dicksucker69" like no fuck off id rather listen to dicksucker69 than your ass shut up
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I thought elon musk would get Donald trump pregnant and have d0n@ld t6ump
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Trump!!!!!! Elon!!!!! Not during pride!!!!!
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We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com
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the girls are having the worlds worst breakup and we all have to suffer from this inevitable outcome
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terfs say they are “the daughters of the witch’s you couldn’t burn” but in reality they would be doing the burning
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