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i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

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i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

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sure pinterest whatever

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What if Mike was short for Micycle

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why does this ant poison listing have a "view in your room" augmented reality feature I'm honestly going feral

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She’s literally Socrates

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The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

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Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

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something i like about watching old movies is how small a lot of them feel. like every movie nowadays is trying to be the most important thing to ever happen but back then a movie could just be a guy having a really fucked up day and that was enough

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A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

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Why do seals have nails? I just saw an aquarium video and they are. Serious

fun fact, those actually aren’t nails! those are full-on CLAWS.

seal claws are razor-sharp and can be several inches long! they’re the seal’s main defense against sharks, and they work pretty well because not even a 12-foot-long great white likes to be clawed directly in the eyeball by what is, if we are truly honest with ourselves, basically just an aquatic bear.

there are plenty of sharks out there who came in from the wrong angle and ended up losing an eye for it- seal scars are very distinctive and are the mark of an unwary predator who bit off more than it could chew!

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