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for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!

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I rarely post art here because the tagging system seems to hate me and half the times my posts won’t show on the search engine for the first few days. I honestly post more on my shipping twitter Dapperpunch.

Also most of what I sketch on my free time is explicit stuff so I can’t post it here even if I wanted but I digress.

More Holmes/Watson fluff. I was high on cold medicine when I drew the first one so excuse the roughness. 

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"what if someone's faking-" WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEES LITERALLY WHO EVEN CAAAAAAAAAAAARES OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DUDE WHO EVEN CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

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“But how can we make it even more subtly homoerotic?”

“Say no more”

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giving the mutuals a mango 🥭

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John Watson: As a doctor, the first rule I live by is do no harm!

John holding a gun: My second rule is take no shit.

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One of my favourite ACD stories has got to be The Speckled Band. You'd think it couldn't get any gayer, and yet it does every time you flip a page.

- "we were sharing rooms as bachelors..." Mhm mhm I see what you did there

- Holmes wakes Watson up, again, at crack-dawn standing at his bed like slenderman, and before Watson can really get annoyed he just goes "case" and his boswell immediately replies "My dear fellow, I would not miss it for anything"

- then Watson starts gushing about Holmes and his way of working

- meanwhile Holmes greets the female client essentially with "Hi so this is my boyfriend don't even try it with him"

- they go to investigate the place the client's sister died and Holmes declares: "both my friend and I must spend the night in your [single bed-] room", okay bro

- then they share *one* bedroom at a nearby hotel

- the entire conversation about Holmes worrying for Watson's safety

- them waiting in the bedroom for nightfall: "...and [let us] turn our minds to something more cheerful."

- the entirety of the following investigation

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look at them :)

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Holmopolos and Watsagogo

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even if that means violin concerts at 4am and fights about cocaine on a regular basis

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My pollen allergy could never

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory