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The world if cis girls could make tgirls pregnant

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Things gen Xers say:

1. "I'm Gen X and..." During an online conversation where being Gen X isn't relevant

2. "Fuck cancer." When someone dies of cancer. Especially if they can QRT the death announcement

3. "Some people just shouldn't reproduce." When they read a clickbait article about something that never happened

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okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

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If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

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ITS THEIR BIRTHDAYS, THE BEST BEANIE BABIES BIRTHDAY, TOGETHER CRAB AND WORM!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAUDE CRAB AND INCH THE WORM!!!!!

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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

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just because i like something doesnt mean its good

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we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today

some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels until this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.

so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.

here is what he saw through the binoculars:

the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted other's to steer clear.

however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that

"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"

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Some people don’t want to hear this but sometimes accessibility is not sustainable or eco-friendly. Disabled people sometimes need straws, or pre-made meals in plastic containers, or single-use items. Just because you can work with your foods in their least processed and packaged form doesn’t mean everyone else can.

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he sells his patterns on etsy!!! he’s also on instagram and youtube- his name is marcus and he’s pretty damn cool :)

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(/sarcastic) Wow if you work for the us government you can get such amazing benefits!

Like time off! It grows as you stay so after like 15 years you're getting 8 hours off each pay period (fortnightly) 🤩😱 That's enough to just take every other friday off and get paid for it!! (Extra sarcastic)

No no no don't look at the minimum vacation days other countries have No don't look at how a minimum wage worker in france has to get at least 25 days off a year (plus their 11 holidays)

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"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"

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This comic is from 2017 and it remains as relevant as ever

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remember when the tumblr ceo stalked a random trans woman offsite and posted about her on his blog and nothing of consequence for him ever happened of that. and tumblr admitting that they were banning trans women unfairly and then they kept doing that. like transfems you follow will suddenly disappear one day and sometimes the ones with bigger followings will reappear and get spread but you still will have mutuals who you just haven't seen for years because they were deleted without warning. and like shit just continues as if that didn't happen and it isn't still happening

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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We must take up her mantle

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You can't even suggest forcefemming on this site