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Starting the blog off with some incorrect quotes

Knuckles, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Shadow: Tea. Knuckles: Wrong. It's coffee.

Shadow: Tommorrow's garbage day. Infinite: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Rouge: What’s your biggest fear? Sonic: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Blaze: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Shadow: Zombies. Sonic: … Blaze: … Shadow: BUT they can open doors. Sonic: Hey, Silver you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Silver: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Sonic: Yea, my grandma lives there. Tails: That is the worst response to that question. Knuckles: Do you want a drink? Shadow: I could go for some appy slices right now. Knuckles: With a little peanut butter to dip them in? Shadow: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER KNUCKLES! Tails: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges. (He learned the words from Shadow)

Sonic, holding out a cookie for Amy: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Amy: Ugly crying Sonic, holding out another cookie for Shadow: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Shadow, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?! Amy: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Rouge: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Amy: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! Rouge: You take that back!!! Amy: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end. Andressa: Croissants: dropped Rouge: Road: works ahead Amy: BBQ sauce: on my titties Blaze: Shavacado: fre Shadow: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Infinite: Infinite: …I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Sonic: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Andressa: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue. Infinite: I hate Shadow. Andressa: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word. Infinite: Fine, I LOATHE Shadow.

SHADOW X ANDRESSA (CONTAINS NSFW)

Andressa: Shadow, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Shadow, naked in Andressa's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Andressa, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

Waiter: What would you like? Andressa: Bring a milkshake with two straws. Shadow: blushes Andressa: puts both straws in their mouth Watch how fast I can drink this!! Shadow: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Andressa: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Shadow: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Andressa: Nope, there's 26. Shadow: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Andressa: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Shadow: You'll get the D later ;).

Andressa: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Shadow: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Andressa: Seize the dick.

Andressa: Well, Shadow and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Andressa: That's right… We kissed!

Shadow: Are you ready to commit? Andressa: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Shadow: You look good in that hoodie. Andressa: You know where else I'd look good? Shadow, zero hesitation: My bed. Andressa, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?