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honestly don't rush to pull the cock out. give us a minute to appreciate the pitched tent look. highly underrated.

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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north

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Hello?

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

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I am in the middle of negotations with Staff

To replace the Tumblr blue color

With mahogany wood panels

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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One of the things about writing that feels the silliest is when there’s a detail in the scene that the character doesn’t think is important but you know the reader will know it’s important because otherwise it wouldn’t be there, so you’re just sort of making eye contact with the reader over the character’s head and whispering “don’t tell them”

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i first watched ohshc when i was like 10 on a bootleg dvd bought off a bootleg anime con in mexico (licensed items are for first worlders, real otakus make do...) and who knows where the japanese to spanish subs came from, probably a hero-without-cape rogue translation team doing their best, but in the scene from the pilot where tamaki is helping haruhi gather her stuff from the fountain there was a line in the subs that was something like "water cannot harm handsome men" and when i tell you that this is something i have quoted my entire life whenever i'm caught up in the rain or get splashed on or whatever and it makes it not a big deal. water literally cannot harm handsome men. that's literally a proverb from the bible. to me. anyway imagine my surprise when a couple years ago i made my bestie watch ohshc with licensed english subs and tamaki at no point says this neither on netflix nor any other translation i could find online. well he said it in my heart

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I want every couple BROKEN

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she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

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i've finally gotten to experience being a Sexy Young Thing who gets invited to an old gay man's (very nice) house (with a beautiful yard) to swim while he brings me lemonade and just hangs out and watches

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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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