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No, thank you! My babies! I love them T.T <3

Commission for @bastardseer of their OCs Val and Niko!

Thank you!🙏

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Niko rolls his eyes with an amused huff. "I guess I'll have to keep it then, huh."

   “ A shame… your soul isn’t worth devouring. ”  // @bastardseer​

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// PSA.

I do not intentionally mean to drop threads randomly.

I do not intentionally mean to forget to reply.

I do not intentionally take forever to reply.

I do not intentionally favor other writers.

I will always LOVE writing with all of you!! just because I do the above things =/= me having lesser interest in our interactions. this has been a PSA.

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Val hums, taking a second look. Could she have been mistaken? He had seemed... She shakes her head with a smile.

"Ah, I guess it was a trick of the light, for a moment there it seemed like you'd seen a ghost!"

is it me ,  or are you this nervous around all women ? (from Val, for Izumi)

"What gives you the impression I'm nervous around you or any woman for that matter?"

Izumi rose an eyebrow in confusion from the other's question. They didn't find themselves to be nervous around most people, all things considered. So, they're not entirely sure where she's getting the idea from.

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@airxn

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🦄 Unfortunately We’re Friends Now

From here (always accepting!)

God yeah I can see this happening, esp after the thread we have (I'll hopefully get to it soon!). Niko's just like. "Dammit, she kinda reminds me of Val- a soft-hearted trouble magnet..."

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👍👎 AITA? Tor posts: 1 time a co-worker was saying bunch of homophobic shit so I borrowed his phone 4 30 min and filled it w/ gay porn

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Niko: NTA that shit's hilarious well done!

Val: NTA but hopefully he doesn't find out it was you!

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☂️ - How do they feel about rain? - For Niko and Val, please.

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Val's always thought kissing in the rain would be romantic, like in a movie, and Niko likes the extra income from people needing to taxi, but otherwise, they're both pretty neutral to rain!

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🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride? 🗺️ - What languages do they speak? 🍳 - How well can they cook?

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Niko and Val have actually never been to an amusement park before! English! Though Val has some high school spanish that she barely remembers...

Val is a pretty good cook, but Niko... he can do great breakfasts! Everything else from him is super average lol

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“I don’t know if I believe in rage as something always acting in opposition to tenderness. I believe, more often, in the two as braided together. Two elements of trying to survive in a world once you have an understanding of that world’s capacity for violence.”

— Hanif Abdurraqib, from “Board Up the Doors, Tear Down the Walls,” in A Little Devil in America

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Send 👍👎 AITA? and have your muse confess a situation they were/are in to my muse. It could be something big, small, serious, ridiculous, complicated, or simple. They will judge your muse based on the ratings below:

YTA = You’re the Asshole NTA = Not the Asshole ESH = Everyone Sucks Here NAH = No Assholes Here INFO = Not Enough Info

Send REVERSE to have my muse confess something to yours and be judged.

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“ I got tired of seeing multiple different relationship memes have a few relationships I was interested in but more that I was not, so I’ve combined a few - and added some options of my own.

Taken partly from @loisnclark and @leneemusing “ - archived originally at  mememeseymour (defunct/deleted)

romantic relationships ! ❤️ friends to lovers 💗 slow burn 💙casual partners to lovers 💜 friends with benefits to lovers 💚 actually unrequited 💛 falsely assumed unrequited 💘 begrudgingly falling in love

familial relationships ! 🌻  friends like siblings 🌵  parental 🌷 general found family

friend relationships ! ☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈  friends since childhood ⛅️  friends of circumstance ☁️  friends from school

enemy relationships ! 🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse ❌   guilty by association 🖤 enemies to lovers

sexual relationships ! 🍑 one night stand 🍆 friends with benefits 💞 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings 💦 play partners 👉👌 casual partners 👅 hatefucking 🤐 kink mentor/mentee 💔 ex partners with feelings

other relationships 💝 mentor/mentee 🍸 partners in crime 💟 lovers to enemies ❣️ forced to work together for survival/a common goal ✋ colleagues 💓 colleagues to lovers 🖕 colleagues to enemies 🦄 suggest your own

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Truth or Dare.

Send ‘ Truth ’ + a question, and my muse must answer it honestly, telling the complete truth. Send ‘ Dare ’ + a dare, and my muse must do it right now, following through to the letter.

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Misc. Ask Meme

❣️ - What are their love languages? 🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like? 🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general? 🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself? 🍷- How do they feel about alcohol? 🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking? 🎮 - What’s their favorite game? 💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection? 🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about? 🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer? 📱 - What social media do they use the most? 👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like? 🐒 - What’s their favorite animal? 🧳 - What countries have they been to? 🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand? 🎨 - What’s their favorite color? ☂️ - How do they feel about rain? 🎶 - What’s a song they really like? 🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies? 💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep? 🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride? 🗺️ - What languages do they speak? 🍳 - How well can they cook? 🍪 - How well can they bake? 💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)? 👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress? 💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side? ☕ - Coffee or tea? 💀 - How do they feel about horror movies? 🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them? 💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them? 🍽️ - What’s their favorite food? 🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids? 🐾 - Do they have any pets? 💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.) 🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns? 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings? 🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them? 🌳 - What’s their extended family like? 🎲 - Pick a random question to answer from this list.

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Reblog this to have people go into your inbox & ask your character questions!

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nice things to say to people

“You make me feel safe.”

“You make my life better, you know.”

“You’re very funny.”

“I want you to be there.”

“I want to spend it with you.”

“Of course I want you here.”

“You do a lot.”

“You matter a lot.”

“You’re a good person.”

“I see you.”

“You do it on purpose. I’ve noticed.”

“I’m not afraid of you.”

“You’re one of the funniest people I know.”

“No, I don’t think you’re ‘secretly bad’. I’ve met you.”

“I know you didn’t do it on purpose. You wouldn’t.”

“I know it wasn’t a choice. You don’t make choices like that.”

“I trust you.”

“If you say it’s like that, I’ll believe you.”

“I trust you. If that’s what you say happened, that’s what happened.”

“You’re a warm person, you know.”

“You’re very level. It’s… steady.”

“You care a lot. I see it.”

“Are you safe? Because it matters to me that you’re safe.”

“Will you come back?”

“You’re fun to spend time with.”

“I like you.”

“You’re my friend.”

“Spending time with you isn’t a burden. I like it.”

“You’re a pain in the ass.” (affectionate)

“Will you stay?”

“It’s easier to breathe with you around.”

“You make me happy.”

“I want you. I don’t tolerate you, I want you.”

“It’s nicer when you’re here. It’s better.”

“You know I’m in love with you. It’s not just convenient. I love you.”

“There are a lot of things to like about you.”

“You know you’re a huge part of a lot of people’s lives.”

“A lot of people’s lives are better because you’re in them.”

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Wow moving houses while working is stressful haha :) Tumblr seems to require more brain than discord rp but hopefully I'll be back to replying in a few weeks?