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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t
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He will straight up present his belly to be pet
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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Never drawn hancock digitally before shame on me
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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of
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upsides of listening to music:
music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
downsides of listening to music
if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen
get an idea for an animatic you will never finish
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It doesn't matter what "side" you're on-- if you dedicate an entire sideblog to shipping discourse you are a loser Jesus Christ
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On consideration, I can't really blame folks for not realising that Seven Deadly Sins Squidward was apparently meant sincerely by its creator, because who the fuck picks Squidward to represent the voice of reason in that scenario? His literal role in the show is to be a sanctimonious twerp who's wrong about everything.
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✨Plush Hancock™
Rough around the edges.
Soft where it counts.
Will hold your hand and your drugs.
Definitely flirting.
Feel free to share and use, just leave my watermark. Actual credit is also appreciated but not required 🤷♀️
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I'm not aromantic I just believe in their beliefs, same with lesbians. Great people. Wonderful people.
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If you don't love me at my femme you don't deserve me at my butch
If you don't love me at my butch you don't deserve me at my femme
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It feels so good to be a little bossy at work when nobody disagrees with you #takinginitiative
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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.
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Michael's 2025 Halloween selection feels like it was made for me specifically
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I am a fan of Murderbot so far I hope they never start he/himming the main character to 'humanize' it
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If you don't love me at my butch you don't deserve me at my femme
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Dracula: high danger, has abilities
Frankenstein: low danger, reasonable
Swamp thing: medium danger, territorial
Wolf man: high danger, has abilities
Mummy: unknown
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