bastidino - Tumblr blog

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Made this tumblr years ago cuz i was depressed and wanted to make something funny so people, as well as me, wont be as sad. well, i guess memes and funny posts just wont do it no more.

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me anytime i see any eldritch lookin’ thing

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Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

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There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

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are you fuckin dumb

i dont know what prompted this but yes i promise so much

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if my dad made me wings out of wax and feathers in order to escape our prison home i wouldn’t die

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“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

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why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

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You know how it is