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As far as I’m concerned these are the real titles of certain films in the Marvel Franchise.

Black Widow: The Quest To Deal With Tony Stark’s Shit

Black Widow 2: Fuck Now I Have To Save Like Five of These Morons

and her upcoming film

Black Widow 3: Steve What The Fuck Is Your Friend Doing

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Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

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Chapters: 93/? Series: Part 4 of STRIKE Summary:    The Triskelion is home to some of the most lethal counterintelligence operatives in the world, and some of her darkest secrets. The men and women of SHIELD’s STRIKE Team Delta keep them all.

Part 4 of the STRIKE Series follows Allison Addams into a different world of spies, where truth and lies lose their identity in deeper shades of grey and orders come from the blackest shadow.

@notroosterbradshaw​ @nomadicpixel​ @saffreelove​ @lostinspace33​ @mycapt-ohcapt​ @onetomanyknives @madamrogers​ @corvus-black​ @mxrvelsaos​ @rushnaround​

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[texting]

Brock: ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted a cigarette 🥰

Jack: ??

Brock: you said you wanted me to open up more

Brock: you ain’t gonna like all of it babe 🤷‍♂️

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first of all: 😂

BUT ALSO i may have.... previously.... considered this option:

There’s a handful of people at the back of the briefing room - Walker catches them as they move in midway through the rundown, near silent; he counts four, but there may be more just outside of his peripheral vision. 

They’re wearing all black, tactical uniforms with only one small identifying patch on the right cap of their sleeves - he can’t see it clear enough from here to make a guess at what government faction they might be in from -

They’re also decked out in weaponry - two, maybe three guns each and an assortment of knives, stun batons and other equipment, too much for something as simple as this is supposed to be.  

Lemar elbows him, bringing his attention back to the briefing itself. 

It’ll be their first mission out of West Point and if anyone in the room is nervous that they’ll be running it alongside what seems to be a highly efficient and over equipped strike team, they don’t show it. 

The commander goes over the basic plan from start to finish again in quickly listed bullet points that leave a lot to the imagination - drop in over the target, secure the package, eliminate the hostiles, rendezvous back at base.

Do not miss your ride out unless you’re looking to set up camp there permanently. 

Walker almost makes it out of the room before he’s called back in. 

Almost. 

One of the men in all black is chatting with the commander when he turns around, the other four are still hovering near the back of the room, “Sir?” he asks, coming to parade rest close enough to see the patch - black and silver, a bird with it’s arms outstretched; it’s familiar enough that something clicks the pieces together in his brain and supplies him with counter-terrorism but not the actual faction. 

“Walker,” his commanding officer starts, glancing over to the stranger beside them; the other man looks to be in his mid-40s, dark hair buzzed in close at the sides and longer on top, he’s got dark eyes too - maybe a deep green, more likely a hazel or amber but the light in the briefing room makes it hard to tell for sure, the left corner of his mouth is pulled up into a smirk -

It’s easy but just smug enough that Walker is pretty sure he’s being sized up even if the new guy is only watching his face,

“This is Agent Rumlow, he’s with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division -”

“SHIELD is fine, bit easier to say.” Rumlow says, cutting off the man who Walker is pretty sure continues to be the highest ranking officer in the room, “Heard a lot about you Walker, we’re here to see if you’d make a good Agent.” 

Walker looks between his commanding officer and the other man for long enough that Agent Rumlow huffs a low laugh and nudges his shoulder to get him moving,

“C’mon kid, you’re with us.” 

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Brock Rumlow aged well 😇

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[speed dating]

Brock: what do you for fun?

Jack: I antagonize people online on social media

Brock:

Brock: very truthful, love that

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insane out of their mind winterbones shippers (affectionate) looking at every frame of the new trailer to see if they can spot The Gun™️

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That’s not good.

(X)

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Ant-Man (2015)

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Black Panther (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

Thunderbolts* (2025)

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And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

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I saw this on my dash and IMMEDIATELY thought of Bee! 😆

If anyone tried to tell her no - “That’s not what my daddy says.”

A new associate at the jeweler's tells the toddler she can't have an expensive necklace. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't know that this toddler is Bucky's Barnes daughter. And she can have anything she wants.

Pairing: Mafia!Bucky x Reader, daughter nicknamed Bumblebee.

"I gots monies for my necklace," she says, going on her tiptoes to peer up at Robert. Bee shows him the banded cash in her small hands while moving Mr. Tato under her arm, the stuffed dino upside down next to her now empty purse.

"You don't wants it? I gots more and Papa's card."

She's confused. And a little upset. Bee knows when she hands the people at her favorite toy store her monies, they put bows on her new friends and place them in a pretty pink bag for her. They don't make faces at her and they never refuse to let her look at the items in the displays.

She has the monies so why won't he give her the necklace?

Bee already told him it's for her mommy. He responded with a curt huff that she was too little for such an extravagant necklace but she doesn’t that understand either because her mommy isn't too little.

"I highly doubt you have enough to afford anything in this store. The answer is no." He states with a dismissive wave of his fingers. "Go away."

"But—"

"Go. Away. Come back with an adult."

Bee shoves the money in her purse and balefully scrunches her nose. She might not understand why this man is being so mean but she know her papa will take care of this.

"I gonna gets my Papa. You waits rights here."

"You do that." He scoffs, watching the toddler walk away. His sneer slipping off when she goes right up to the stores' best customer.

The man who spends more in a day than their other VIPs spend in year. The man laughing with the shop owner. The man with affiliations no one is allowed to mention.

His heart slams to his feet when he sees her grab Mr. Barnes hand and point in his direction. And it stops beating, laying cold and lifeless next to his formerly smug attitude when Mr. Barnes picks her up and heads to the counter.

In less than ten strides, he's on the receiving end of a glare from the mobster.

"Did you tell my daughter she couldn't have that necklace?" His tone is dark and sharp, cutting right through the associate.

"Uh, no. Well yes but I may have been too hasty—"

"I tries to gives my monies and he says no," Bee interject, gazing forlornly at diamonds glimmering under the florescent lights. "I needs it for mommy but he says we too wittle and go aways. He's mean Papa."

Anger weaves it's way through the pakhan, growing with every despondent word out of her mouth.

Bucky doesn't expect special treatment, even though he can demand it with a snap of his fingers. He does expect, no he requires, that his girls get treated with the upmost respect and care wherever they go.

Everyone knows that.

Or they should. Robert certainly will when he's done with him.

Bucky doesn't plan on letting him think he's getting away with how he treated his sweet little girl.

Not breaking eye contact, Bucky leans over the counter, a devilish grin crossing his face when the man shrinks back. He has a protective grip on Bee, keeping her against his side. His posture casual even as his expression is anything but calm.

"Obviously he meant that he didn't want your money because he was planning on giving you the necklace. It's a gift for you since you've been so well-behaved in the store." His words come out slowly, carefully, still as sharp as before and Robert flinches when Bucky strums his fingers on the glass. "Isn't that right?"

Robert can barely breathe through the tension thickening the still air, his eyes nervously flickering between the mobster and his boss. The other man has no intentions of getting involved. Only offering up a slight shake of his head, a silent warning not to fuck this up even more.

"Of course sir. I'll get it wrapped up immediately." This is coming out of his paycheck. He knows it, Bucky is going to make sure of it. Damn it. He wishes he had just taken the wad of cash when she first waddled over. He assumed it was play money. Clearly he was wrong. It's an expensive mistake he's going to remember for a long, long time.

"And..." Bucky tacks on with a meaningful glance at the little ballerina in his arms.

Robert paints on a grin, swallowing quickly. "I apologize for being rude earlier Ms. Barnes. It will never happen again."

Oh it won't. Bucky is very sure that it won't.

A chubby cheeked smile lights up her face, blissfully unaware of what's transpiring between the two men, Bee rests her head on Bucky's shoulder. "Tank you!"

As they watch him package the diamond necklace in a thin sheet of wrapping paper, she smiles up at her Papa. "Me and mommy gots you a gift too but it's a secret so I can't tells you."

"Really?" Bucky glances down at her, his eyes warming at the sight of her cheek smushed against his suit. It's clear to everyone watching he'd buy this entire store if she asked. "Does it happen to match this necklace you're getting her?"

"Yes! She says you needs a new watch so we gots you a pwetty one and we puts our names on it." Bee nods, whispering between her fingers. "You gonna be so 'cited Papa."

This girl and her secrets. Bucky laughs under his breath. "I can't wait to be suprised Bumblebee."

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*

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Thunderbolts* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in Thunderbolts* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*