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OP i need you to know this fic changed my life and i’ve been thinking about it for days now 😭😭😭

never imagined any of my fics would ever hit 1k kudos…. tysm to everyone who read/enjoyed iyfts 🥹🫶

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Joshua Hong: gentleman, menace to society (part 7)

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Joshua Hong: gentleman, menace to society (part 8)

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MXTX mains by ascending order of how much fun they'd have if their love interest shrank to pocket size:

6 Lan Wangji -- this poses a significant impediment to his sex life and also is nearly as stressful as wei ying running around in paper man form, but much less easily reversed.

5 Luo Binghe -- look, tiny shizun is cute, but the novelty is going to wear off quick and then what? this shizun has to fly up on a tiny sword to even pat Luo Binghe's head, his lap is not big enough for Binghe to lie on, it's just not sustainable.

4 Hua Cheng -- theoretically he's not against this it's just that xie lian would manage to be the most stressful unholy terror if he was mouse-sized, I think.

3 Shen Qingqiu -- actually he loves this, look at the itty-bitty binghe! but his ability to enjoy it is dampened by luo binghe's genuine and obvious misery with the situation. binghe worked so hard to get taller than shizun and now it's all ruined! again!

2 Xie Lian -- same as shen qingqiu actually he thinks smol san lang is very cute, and hua cheng is better at handling this development than luo binghe. unfortunately it does kind of remind them of when hua cheng was a helpless ghost light and xie lian was being tortured.

1 Wei Wuxian -- he's making lan zhan a tiny guqin.

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War of the Rohirrim spoilers:

I understand that Hama had to die. I do. I understand that he absolutely had to die in the specific the way that he did, because Hama as a character represents the valor and honor of the people of Rohan (exemplified in his mastery of song, which is how those values are upheld in the community and passed along to the next generation), and Wulf, who rejects these values, had to kill him in a dishonorable way to represent his attempt to destroy the values of the Eorlingas and prove that valor and honor are worthless. And I understand that Hama’s instrument being passed to others represents that that valor and honor did not die with him, and could not be destroyed by Wulf. I understand this! I do! But also, have you considered: it made me sad

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I drew the promotional poster for the Chinese release of ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM’🦅

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Some of the criticism going around about this movie baffles me.

"It doesn't follow the lore!" The lore... the lore that is an Itty bitty portion of the appendices that lore? In which maybe four people even have NAMES? Yes actually it does. It adds to it certainly but it doesn't actually remove anything. If you don't think there should be anymore Lotr content because Tolkien has passed, sure fine that's a fair stance. However if you want more content SOME creative liscnse is going to be taken.

"Hera is a mary sue!" The internet doesn't even know what this means anymore. It just gets flung at any female character that does anything. She's capable and she's kind and for some reason people seem to hate that.

"The animation is bad!" No it isn't. It suits the story and the world it's in. An older anime style gives this far more charm than hyper-realistic animation ever could.

"It should have been live action" Why? No really why? What would that have added? It wouldn't have been anywhere close to original trilogy films, nothing ever will be. Those movies were literally lightening in a bottle. What does this story lose by being animated that it would gain in live action?

Lord of the rings fans are reaching star wars levels of sucking the joy out of the very thing they claim to love. If you don't want to see the movie, don't see the movie. If you DO want to see the movie, have fun! It has some really great moments!

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in top ten decisions by the writers of War of the Rohirrim: going “okay, we can’t include a hobbit because canonically no one outside the northwest really knew those weird little guys existed before the events of Lord of the Rings…but we need to get that energy, so we WILL have a young man who is hobbit-shaped, both literally and narratively.”

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Warrior poet 💛

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if you ever live in rohan, be sure to banish your sexy nephew so he can save the day when you need it most

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Wanna know what absolutely had to have been a slap to the face to Mu Qing?

Not only did Xie Lian not recognize him when he re ascended and then proceed to pretend like it wasn’t awkward (and therefore didn’t matter).

But what had to be a million times worse??

Xie Lian recognized Feng Xin instantly.

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The Four Famous Tales ×The Four Great Calamities 四名景 × 四大害

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Omg them with XZ and them with Yibo 🥺

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It would be Harper's Bazaar's BEST interest if they give us a LeKai photoshoot to complete the set and turn this Holy Trinity into a Holy Quartet.

I'm not asking...I'm threatening.

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horse people are weird

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I want to become such an existence that even if my competitors deliver perfect performances, they feel that they “can’t triumph over Yuzuru Hanyu.” 

— Yuzuru Hanyu, regarding the upcoming 2019-2020 season

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One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.

But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like: