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the sillies

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jason todd rarely got upset with you. honestly—a very rare occurrence.

but tonight—as you stumble through the door, giggling to yourself as you struggle with your heels. he definitely gives you a look.

“ohhh, i know that face,” you slur, pointing a wobbly finger at him. “you're mad.” you draw out your last word, ending with a hum.

jason, who's still leaning against the couch with his arms crossed, exhales through his nose. “babe, s'just my face.”

you snort, finally kicking your shoes off with an exaggerated sigh. “my hero,” you murmur dramatically, flopping onto the couch beside him, head immediately landing on his shoulder. “you’re so comfy.”

he shakes his head, amused, as he catches you before you slide all the way down. “how much did you drink?”

you hold up three fingers, then squint, “wait…maybe four?”

“that’s not an answer.”

you wave a dismissive hand. “steph had us do rounds. ‘sides, i’m fine.”

he lets out a low chuckle, warm and fond. “yeah, i can see that.”

you tilt your head up at him, pouting. “why weren’t you there, huh? you coulda kept me from gettin’ so tipsy.”

“because it was girls’ night.”

you gasp, poking at his chest. “you said you wanted to crash next time.”

“i take it back.” a grumble, deep in his chest.

“rude,” you huff, snuggling further into him. “i missed you, though.”

his arm slides around you properly then, pulling you close. “yeah?”

“mhmm,” you hum, pressing a messy kiss to his jaw. “missed my handsome, broody boyfriend.” another kiss, “missed your grumpy face.”

“i’m not grumpy,” he mutters, but he doesn’t stop you, his fingers tracing slow circles against your back.

you nuzzle into him, eyelids drooping. “love you, jay.”

his breath hitches. then his grip on you tightens, lips pressing into your hair, “love you too, drunkard.”

you hum happily, already halfway to sleep in his arms.

writer's note: heavily inspired by my sweet bf taking care of my annoying drunk ass. also because i think everyone wants to go home to a pouty jason todd. there's no way i'm alone here. comments and reblogs appreciated, askbox open

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Something you must remember about Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne is that they spent more than a decade getting locked in Saw traps together and that both of them are intensely and painfully fond and nostalgic about that period of their lives.

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growing up as a Batkid means saying the words “Bruce made this look SO easy” to yourself at least once a week.

things Bruce made look easy, in no specific order:

Not sleeping for several days straight

Injury recovery after age 25

Sleeping w/people without getting attached

Maintaining constant, separate beef with several different people at the same time

Liaising with the JL on dumb fucking requests they should know better than to submit

Saying no to Alfred’s food for reasons other than just not wanting to eat at that moment (injury, illness, training, etc)

Not being able to save everyone

Being the only “adult” and the only human in a room full of metas and super heroes

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you love this world/you're willing to die protecting it

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a little headcanon of how i think shanks and buggy met

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you know what. i think shanks fucked that clown. and he fucked yellow eyes too

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Post patrol family game night goes awry ...

Meme reference under cut

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Green Lantern: You know, most Superheroes are cornered into the job by moral obligations because of how powerful they are, but... aren't you just like, a normal guy? Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you gave up the vigilante life to just take it easy?

Batman: Well--

Nightwing, suddenly vaulting into the conversation from across the room: No, no, NO, the last time we pretended to be a normal family for an hour, we played Trivial Pursuit and it ended with an arrow through the living room TV. None of us even fight with arrows. We're freaks that need to fight crime, don't take that away from us.

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They’re meeting Bruce and Damian at the boardwalk

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WHAT I GOTTA SAY TO GET A PIECE OF THAT?!

art by: mossmaybe1 on twt

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I guarantee you, if I was in the Straw Hat crew and that moment comes where Luffy is like "are you gonna betray me?" and Law is like "no"

I WOULD BE THE ONE AND ONLY OTHER MEMBER TO BE LIKE "YEAH I TRUST HIM" FOR PURELY HORNY REASONS

And Nami, Usopp would be staring at me like ?!?!??!?!??!! because I have trust issues and would never be not suspicious of strangers.

But Law comes in with his fine fucking ass and deep voice and big hands and I'm drooling and ready to risk it all, including my friend's lives, to get close to him.

Getting beat up by him doesn't sound THAT bad.

I say this as if I would flirt with him but honestly I'd be a nervous wreck cuz that dude is.....hes....yeah he's rlly fucking hot.

And no one would understand except for Robin in the background because she's seen the books I've read and the pictures I've drawn and seen me scream about dark haired, stoic men with pretty hands and deep voices.

She knows I just found my ideal type. And that I would not be having even one single survival thought throughout because I'd be too busy making heart eyes at Law. As I should.

She would probably dub me "sanji but for men"

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This is so Satoru coded

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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

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Bruce Wayne gets invited on Jimmy Kimmel and reads mean tweets. They’re all from his kids.

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i think this is the most normal brother moment they've ever had

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I'm retiring my Robin Wars poster, so here's a new one as requested by my insta followers lol. It's 2024, still drawing these boys in these old outfits haha YOU CAN'T STOP ME