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always so fun when dick comes home

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Evacuation

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Post-patrol sunrise ☀️

I drew this for Tim's bday and couldn't help myself but draw steph too :') i love them.

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 6

Jason: hey, Nightwing, you still on this line?

Dick: *slightly strained* yeah hey, we're here, what's up? i thought you and Red Robin were on a stakeout?

Jason: yeah we just got a question, we're trying to settle a debate.

Dick: go for it.

Jason: Tim asked which terrorist attack i thought had the most 'aura', and now we're arguing over their different aesthetics.

Dick: oh for fucks sake.

Jason: now i said- what the fuck's that reaction for?

Dick: you guys have got to stop having those kinds of conversations on patrol, dude. last week Vicky Vale released an article about how Robin and Red Robin were recorded by civilians discussing which rogues were most likely to be transphobic.

Damian: i still believe Joker would be an ally.

Dick: -shut up Robin. one of these days you guys're gonna get us all cancelled on twitter.

*a few beats of silence*

Jason: ok so anyway, i said 9/11,

Dick, groaning: Hood.

Damian: what's 9/11?

Jason: ...sorry what?

Damian: 9/11. what is it.

Dick: *loud sigh* just a reminder, Robin, we're supposed to be tracking a drug cartel right now.

Jason: shut the fuck up Dick he doesn't know what 9/11 is- TIM FUCK OFF stop trying to use my com, join the call yourself!

Tim, very distantly: TELL HIM I HAVE A POWERPOINT ON ALL THE CONSPIRACIES, TELL HIM- *grunt*

Jason: -said fuck OFF. Damian we really need to have a conversation about what exactly the league's education for you entailed, because a lot of stuff got left out.

Damian: is this going to be like when you taught me about the omegaverse? because i didn't like that. Nightwing i found the truck by the way, pinging you my location.

Dick: hold on- fuck the drug cartel, Hood you told him about the omegaverse?!

*a beat*

Dick: did he just fucking disconnect from the line-?!

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NEXT MOVIE PLS 🙏🙏

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I wonder why Barbara doesn't mind not going out in the field anymore lol

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

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“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]

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please clean ur room!!

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the boooy!!! i added the freckles too!!

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Damian silently crying in the batcave after patrol because a little kid gave him a crayon drawing of him, with crude writing at the top saying ‘favorat ROBIN’ with an arrow pointing at what looked like him in his Robin suit and a Batarang.

When someone sees it hanging above his desk in his room, he calls it art inspiration. That’s all.

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Duke, in a serious tone: dick, we have a question.

Dick: uh...yeah alright?

Tim: if you had the chance to adopt any of us..who would you adopt/ have adopted.

Dick: uh..

Damian: tch. It's gonna be me, I told you all that grayson favors me!

Tim: shut up brat! I bet it's me!

Steph: nah I bet it's Duke, duke's cool.

Duke: awee I bet it's you steph! You're sweet!

Cass: I bet jason.

...silence..

Jason: as if

Dick: ...

Jason: ....

Dick: yeah it would be jason

Damian & tim: WHAT?!

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My babies

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Oh 90s Tim, you would have loved doomscrolling.

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selfishly, just once.

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somebody requested for hiring jaybin to stare. so here he is

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The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

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Clark walks into the cave during a minor argument.

Dick is yelling. Jason’s throwing popcorn. Tim’s half-asleep, and Damian is sharpening a blade pointedly.

Clark coughs. “Hey, um—”

Jason: “Oh look. Mom’s boyfriend is here.”

Clark blinks. “I’m not—”

Dick: “Okay, but if you and Bruce were official, how would you discipline us?”

Steph: “Are you pro or anti curfew?”

Clark: “I—what?”

Tim: “How do you feel about grounding someone from the WiFi?”

Clark looks desperately at Bruce.

Bruce walks past, completely deadpan, and says, “Let me know what you decide, dear.”

Clark cries a little inside.