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🍽️ DEAD PLATE TRIO X MAKESHIP 🧸

After popular demand, Manon and NEW version of Rody and Vince Makeship plushies are now available on the official website for about a month!

Get two and 10% off, or get all three and get 15% off!

Possible questions/concerns people might have:

Q. Why is this so close to the other campaign (Mobblez) which ended recently? A. This Makeship campaign had been pre-planned early this year, and we hoped/calculated there'd be at least a two-month grace period after the Mobblez campaign if things were to go to plan but Mobblez unexpectedly had to delay the start of the campaign + additionally extend it by 2-3 weeks longer than when it was supposed to end and it unintentionally got way too close to when Makeship campaign was supposed to launch. We apologize for any inconvenience this caused and we remind you that please don't feel obligated to spend anything if you can't realistically afford it, all merch is optional and no one's forcing you to get anything, remember that you come first and you make the choice! They will also be around for a month so there's time as well!

Q. Why isn't Manon plush a standalone campaign? A. Many people have been asking for reruns of Rody and Vince plushies for the past year so Makeship wanted to have those two be the main products, but since we knew there were still people who wanted the Manon plush & complete the set, we suggested that we should add her to the bundle because we didn't know if an opportunity for a Manon plush can happen again in the future if not now! Just because there's three plushies available it doesn't mean you need to get all three, you can just get Manon alone!

Thank you always for your interest and support 💞

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No, dude, I'm warning you, don't insult a wizard, no matter how stupid you think their title or specialty is.

I once knew a guy named Paul, we'd adventured together once or twice, and one time we met this guy - Piss Wizard Carloso, they called him - and Paul, he thought that was funny. Simply hilarious. "Is that your magic or your kink?" Paul taunted, "The fuck kind of magic does a "Piss Wizard" do? Am I supposed to be scared?"

So Carloso cast Infinite Piss on him. And Paul just started pissing, everywhere. He couldn't stop, couldn't even control it. But it wasn't a normal piss, it was exactly as the wizard described. It wouldn't end. He was pissing for half an hour straight.

I watched his body shrivel up like a raisin as all the liquid left him in a never-ending stream. Our healer was useless, whole party was screaming. We knew he was dying, we could see him basically get mummified in real time. He didn't even have enough bodily fluid left to cry.

We couldn't find a curse breaker in time. So yeah. I get it. Guy calls himself "The Plush Rump Wizard", and you want to laugh. You think, surely this guy can't be serious? But I assure you, he is. That's a wizard's whole shtick. They mock you, they mock God, they mock the very notion of there being a line between serious and parody.

Don't insult a wizard.

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Man if you did that bullshit as a kid where you fake asked someone out to embarrass them or said your friend liked them I hope that shit haunts you somewhere inside now. I hope you know that never leaves the person you did that too. I've been out of school for 8 blessed fucking years and I still do not believe people when they say they like me or are attracted to me. Doing that shit straight up makes you a bad person. You completely destroy someone's ability to perceive themselves as loveable.

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I've been seeing lots of blackbell lately

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My opinions on each version of smilk

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Some silly things 😔

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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Honestly I just randomly said that Vincent not being a cannibal thing out of nowhere because I kept seeing a community post in "hear me out" with him and the poll was like

"YES OMG I WOULD LET HIM BITE ME😍❤️❤️"

"GOD NO HES A CANNIBAL" (or something like that)

And that kind of ticked me off because I feel like we're watering down Vincent's character to either cannibalistic or small twink boy. Like, come on people. The biting the ear off and killing of rody was when he was drunk. He killed Manon because he thought that's what love meant in a way. And yes, sadly I do know that mischaracterization is going to happen in fandom spaces but I feel like we need more awareness about the characters traits than what we're doing right now. ALSO no hate to the person who made that post, they probably didn't know Vincent's character as well so I understand, it happens.

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More people should watch the movie Premium Rush bc you get to watch bike stunts for an hour and then at the end of the movie a cop dies and an illegal immigrant gets into America

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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i think its true that you can use dude, bro, queen, babe- literally any nickname in a gender neutral way, and its also true that if somebody tells you to cut that out because they dont like it then you stop. and i think if you go on to insist 'im not misgendering you i mean it in a gender neutral way' then you get the glock. simples!

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Thought I’d share my hc that Black sapphire’s wings flutter when happy/flustered :D