batfamhastwitter
batfamhastwitter
Batfam Twitter AU
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blog dedicated to a batfam/dc twitter au inspired by garpen
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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I hope Trump gets elected again in 2028
Okay so this is probably rage bait but I don’t care. If you support Trump, kindly get off of my blog. I don’t want you here and I think that I’ve made that VERY clear with the things that I post.
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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Sometime around probably 2016 i spent the summer at my grandparents house. I would watch cartoons, as any child would, and my grandfather would always walk by and say “you know that aint real, right?” because he likes being annoying as a joke.
One time he was watching fox news and i walked by. “You know thats not real, right?”
Highlight of my life and i dont even remember it. Get owned by a 7 year old lmao. 70 year old man’s propaganda absolutely destroyed by someone who doesn’t know multiplication or what she was even saying.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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Lark it IS a possible future that centers around tim and cass as a couple (married specifically)
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Idaf about the shipping stuff but this art is baller
Im especially a big fan of Cass' suit
ngl that gives me the ick sorry zonix :(((((
i do really like that art tho
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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in 2014 i pushed a girls head into a metal pole and then was banned from the fieldtrip to the zoo and im honestly still mad they didnt let me go look at giraffes after my assault and potentially attempted murder. i get it but i was like 5 i deserved giraffes they mightve fixed me.
they should've let u go smh a little attempted murder is nbd when ur 5
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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squonkphobia is real and it shouldnt have a place in this community 😔
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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In middle school I rubbed deodorant into my sister's mini metal Eifel tower figurine thingy thinking it was from when she went to France for a field trip that previous summer.
After I graduated college I learned it was actually a present my mom got at her wedding. That was also when it was finally cleaned (by me). It spent 8+ years in my sister's room with deodorant just... On it.
oop-
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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I'm a HUGE fan of that timcass possible future seen in the 'solo' anthologies
I really love the art its so artacular
i got so scared for a minute that that was like. a possible future where Tim was being shipped with Cassandra Cain
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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one time in eighth grade i turned in superbat fanfiction without names for an assignment in a homophobic teacher’s class. she gave me extra credit for using words from that week’s vocabulary list.
that is so fucking real lmao
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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That semi went straight through him
One second he was there the next he was paste
KNEW IT
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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DC needs to either make Carrie Kelley canon in the main comics or let her rest in peace
So fucking tired of my girl only showing up in adaptations and elsewords
truuueeeeee
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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I don't think I can say anything you haven't heard from me before, but when I was eight I found a sickle knife in my parents shed and spent three years hiding it in a bush hut and regularly using it
...do I want to know how you were using it????
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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Of course it was zonix, that's why they have their own jail in discord
exactly exactly
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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I'm still salty the default name for Cassandra in the fandom and in most canon is Cass and not Cassie
i think that its mostly cause otherwise everyone would get her mixed up with Cassie Sandsmark 🤷
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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I pushed a man into oncoming traffic on june 7th 2019 I've yet to be arrested for his murder
zonix. I have an inkling that this is you. and if its not. uh. 🤷. good for you ig get away with that murder
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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A while back in the disc.
Someone mentioned that Cass prolly leads tech bros on with really dumb questions like to a comedic degree at galas and that's her version of brucie wayne
It's all I've thought about since
thats so real, she so would too
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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i stabbed my pet goldfish, bob, when i was about 5 or 5. that was my first awareness of death existing other than jesus christ himself.
what a way to learn what death is omg
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batfamhastwitter · 14 days ago
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Anonymously tell me your secrets.
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