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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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oh to be a tired little cowboy napping with his cows

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As human as anyone

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It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻

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Guys do you think she’s excited

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Daily Diana #19

I am going issue by issue through Wonder Woman (1987—) and drawing my favourite outfits on a very vague daily schedule.

Back to the clay from whence you came. Issue 19 and we've met Circe. I'm very much enjoying it. My experiments with rendering her skin as clay-like are finally paying off. (She doesn't actually turn back to clay in this issue but it is a very near miss).

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if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it

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batman appearance are like

main batman titles: tortured protector of a dark, insidious city

side batman titles: difficult mentor and often distant parent figure

justice league titles: dark triangle with two more dark triangles on his head

superman titles: co-worker here to clock out on time and not make friends

wonder woman titles: weird but chill guy

trinity titles: bisexual batman on a love island episode

green lantern titles: dick joke

and i think that's beautiful

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your so-called vengeance

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hope this helps!!

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“I’m getting lectured on child safety from a man who’s gone through four robins?!?” might be the funniest line in dc comics history actually

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craziest thing is if you go to the official batman instagram post announcing the red hood & huntress series, there are a dozen comments asking who she is?? like omg people we have strayed too far...like hellooo shes a founding member of the birds of prey?!

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"Jason todd is investigating a cop killer" are you sure about that Dc are we sure the cop killer isn't Jason im just saying Dc I'll pretend to act real shocked if it turns out jasons running around killing cops i promise

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I literally never considered the whole Batman being called 'B' and then reporting back to 'A' but now that you've mentioned it, I'm obsessed with the idea. I mean, imagine meeting Batman, seeing him in the field, how hard he fights, only for him to report back to 'A'. Especially if you hear how people who've met A talk about him, like:

Batman: I'll give you each 10k if you don't tell A that I busted my shoulder

Nightwing: Sorry B, you're on your own

Red Hood: Hell no cheapskate, I wouldn't do it for 100k

Superman: I don't want to get on A's bad side :(

there's things that the JL have "heard" about A that only make him even scarier (some of these I compiled from the other post):

uses lethal force even when B won't

never leaves Gotham, like some kind of mafia don

has the ability to punish B and/or remove him from active field service

A's urgent requests take priority, even above the JL. B zetas down to Gotham without asking a single follow up question, he just goes

"You think B is bad about [thing], A is even worse." -- a sentence said jokingly by many a Batkid, over the years

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Enjoy <3

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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late as always but happy birthday superman <33