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Strahd oc commission (oc belonging to the talented @sabbathism ) 💕

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cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

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you're treating this with rugrats go wild severity. when it's not even a rugrats in paris level situation we're dealing with

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thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF

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emailing one of the local auction houses this week like "hi i'm a person with completely normal interests but incidentally i noticed that based on the serial number the mini fridge you're auctioning is actually subject to a safety recall. yeah i know this for reasons other than reading about product safety recalls for fun" regular guy behavior

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whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

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im so normal about them

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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SADISTIC MUTUAL: it is a moral imperative to push the princess around, and punch her in the stomach, and roundhouse kick her in the throat, and cut her with blades ANTIMONARCHIST MUTUAL: [confused but enthusiastically going along with it] and line her up with her family and shoot her dead, and orchestrate a lie that they fled the country so that they are not remembered as martyrs

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

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"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

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I’m thinking of Beginning it all

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever