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Johnny: Mark, my words *holds out his hand*
Mark: *slaps a Webster Dictionary into Johnny’s open hand*
Johnny: Thank you, Mark
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my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk
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i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.
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Videogames and movies from that little chunk of time during the transition between 3D and 2D animation are amazing looking.
Ex: Prince of Egypt, Pokemon Black/White, Treasure Planet, etc.
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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”
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you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan
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...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11






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GOD Yuri on Ice went hard. My man Victor fell in love at a party, spent a year making a sweepingly romantic program about it after he got totally ghosted, made another program about getting cruelly abandoned by a flirtatious playboy, THEN watched the guy who ghosted him perform the grand romantic program he wrote ABOUT HIM and post it on the internet without saying ANYTHING TO HIM. And was like "oh my god I guess this is my sign to fly to Japan"
Like this is 6 years old now and I am still shaking in my boots
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So I know that I’m extremely late for this meme but I was rereading the book and this went through my head at this part

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Blink and you’re twenty-eight, and everyone else is now a mile down the road, and you’re still trying to find it, and the irony is hardly lost on you that in wanting to live, to learn, to find yourself, you’ve gotten lost.
- V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
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