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i could never have a tail because i would be swangin that shit like crazy. ohhh i love this pottery museum theres so many awesome pots. dont pet my head or ill cause millions in damages

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FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB SIPPING MOFFSTER HAMAGY

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One day I hope to forget your face

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this is so fucking cool

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her genuinely repulsive personality and complete lack of remorse have bewitched me

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being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

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architecture and buildings are so fucking fascinating to me because there's something unmistakeably almost alive about them. they resemble bodies, especially when they're abandoned and begin to decay, and the layers of material forming them fall apart at varying rates, exposing the 'skeleton' beneath the 'flesh' of brick and mortar or whatever other material they're built from. and like bodies, they sustain ecosystems of smaller things within them. they can get 'sick' with rot and mold and other infestations, and their symptoms reflect diseases we suffer ourselves. they can even take on personalities; interpretations of them made by the people who know and love (or don't) them. it's so interesting how we build things that remind us of ourselves to keep us safe and take care of our needs. it really goes to show that we're social beings that need each other to survive and live well.

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commission for @batplague ☺️

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she destroyed all of the stuffed animals except for this one (via)

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Yeah I got your 'BitCoin' right here

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your abstract concept fucking bit me

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Illustration from 2021

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follow me for more piping hot takes, like: 

Hey, Maybe If You Hate Something A Lot, You Should Just Not Engage With It

It’s Okay To Just Dislike Something, You Don’t Have To Make Your Loathing It Your Entire Identity

Fandom Should Be Fun But It Seems Like It’s Making You Miserable; Maybe You Should Step Away

or how about this banger:

Just Because I Think You’ve Gone Overboard With Your Frothing Hate Doesn’t Actually Mean I’m A Fan Of The Thing In Question

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i’ve set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she’s circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made

this is a developing story

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he's a fucked up, horrible, living nightmare. i desire him carnally

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Gloomy but Cute 🤍♿️⭐️🎶

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Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.