batsbaby

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Here, You Shall Live Forever

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my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"

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You know what fuck it I put the wheelchair and a pair of wheelchair gloves on my throne wishlist if anyone is interested in helping me out at all

I put it as a crowdfunding option so people can contribute to it as little as they like.

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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You know what fuck it I put the wheelchair and a pair of wheelchair gloves on my throne wishlist if anyone is interested in helping me out at all

I put it as a crowdfunding option so people can contribute to it as little as they like.

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all chiropractors either

1. know they are scamming you with dangerous pseudoscience so you shouldnt let them near your neck or give them money

or

2. genuinely believe their dangerous pseudoscience so you shouldnt let them near your neck or give them money

and thats simply the facts of the matter unfortunately. maybe you disagree and thats your right and id never try to take that away from you but you are unfortunately completely wrong and i would encourage looking up more about this

[batsbaby]

You know what fuck it I put the wheelchair and a pair of wheelchair gloves on my throne wishlist if anyone is interested in helping me out at all

I put it as a crowdfunding option so people can contribute to it as little as they like.

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before the heat kicks back up i need to do some walks around the neighborhood cause i wanna try to build a little more strength up and also see if maybe i can fix whatever is going on in my lumbar region with like chill physical activity and not just stretching

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I was gonna stream tonight but I'm so sleepy despite having a 5 hr nap LOL i think i've just been really exhausted this week

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most cartoonishly evil pro-life talking point i've ever seen was "oh so you think minors should be allowed to get an abortion without parental consent?" wait. wait so you think a parent should be allowed to veto a minor's abortion? you think parents should be allowed to force a 12 year old to give birth? against their will? you think it should be allowed and legal to do that? you think it's a problem that parents are not allowed to force a literal child to give birth?

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I do NOT want a phone that folds like a book, I want a phone that CLACKs like a clamshell! what's not fucking clicking???

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looking for opinions both from americans and non-americans: what would you consider to be the big 4 american cities in terms of like, vibes-based cultural impact?

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(Dallas "Angel" Mercury, they/them)

i think everyone should draw their D&D characters in fun little seasonal outfits - angel works at a strip club as the house parent/floor manager, so they always have to be on the go, ready to lint roll glitter and mop up spilled vodka 🏃

🌈 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🌈

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adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

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I think getting ran out of my last job because I'm trans and chronically ill/disabled really fucked me up emotionally. On top of dealing with like years worth of harassment/bullying/microaggressions from my managers it was just so frustrating and exhausting. The fact it was always coming from people who would loudly claim to be allies too LOL like fuck off

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ever since i was a child ive had a headache