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i was VERY surprised by Lou name-dropping Bad Dragon in adventuring party (and Ally not having heard of that at all). but then i remembered this is probably Aabria and Erika's doing. the horner corner strikes again

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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Silence Reads Suvi's Letter

(Audio from the Episode 53 Fireside Chat)

Decided to spend 2 hours putting together a sillier piece of @worldsbeyondpod fanart to offset the terribly sad one I made earlier in the week lol

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*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

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the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create

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i love when things from the very first episode come full circle

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“If there is light behind her eyes, it’s out now.”

Worlds Beyond Number always makes me want to draw. This time I pushed myself to not leave it unfinished.

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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

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gossip girls

some wives for you today, based off of “court intrigues” by Karl Schweninger the younger ❤️

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Eioghorain falls back on his haunches (again)

@quiddie thank you for this incredible scene <3

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i desperately need you to take a minute to look at this fucking dog.,, lufy is looking for his forever home

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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Hank’s evening walks are a highlight of his day, an opportunity to disconnect from the usual chaos of work and tune into the natural New Jersey landscape. It’s a reliable routine, but things change when Hank spots a gathering of mysterious hovering objects in the evening sky.

Upon returning home, Hank’s online research reveals that thousands of people have been spotting these enigmatic flying drones. What they’re doing up there, however, is still a mystery.

When two of these drones arrive at Hank’s door, the truth starts gradually falling into place. It seems there’s much more happening in the New Jersey skies than previously thought, and it’s more erotic—and bisexual—than anyone could’ve ever imagined.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling bisexual drone on human threesome action.

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