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OFFICIAL STARTER CALL. varying lengths.

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me coming back on this blog like

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LOGAN (2017) // SENTENCE STARTERS

feel free to change pronouns / descriptors !

those are chrome plated mugs.

oh, fuck.

you’re the only one that can help.

get the fuck away from me!

it was either an escaped tiger or freddy kruger.

i’m looking for someone who’s looking for you.

get the fuck out of my car.

i am a fan, by the way.

nature made me a freak. man made me a weapon. and god made it last too long. 

holy fuck.

two days on the road, only one meal, and hardly any sleep. 

you are dying. you want to die.

this is what life looks like: people love each other. you should take a moment…

i always know who you are, i just sometimes don’t recognize you.   

this has been the most perfect sleep i’ve had in years… and i don’t deserve it, do i? 

(name), you still have time.

she’s like you.

you had a nightmare.

people hurt me.

i hurt people.

i’ve hurt people, too. they were bad people.

you know you gotta pay for that, right?

hey, hey, c’mon, where’s your parents?

not okay!

what the fuck?

the lord will provide.

it happened once and they just turned it into a big fucking lie! 

bad shit happens to people i care about.

take your friends and run.

you don’t have to fight anymore.

don’t be what they made you.

no … no, dad. no … no … daddy! no, daddy! dad!

so this is what it feels like.

such a nice man.

i don’t wanna talk about it. i don’t wanna hear it anymore. 

i have to pee.

i am fucked up.

motherfucking auto trucks!

language, (name).

geez, seeing you like this, it just breaks my damn heart. 

showtime, boy!

hey… hey, hey, what’s goin’ on? huh? 

you can talk? you can fucking talk?

i hear you at night; you’re not sleeping.

there’s no living with the killing. there’s no going back. right or wrong, it’s a brand. a brand that sticks. 

let’s go. we gotta move.

i don’t know how you got me here, but… thank you. 

you read these in your spare time?

there are no more guns in the valley.

we got ourselves an x-men fan.

this is ice cream for bedwetters.

they make you look younger.

i wish i could say that you were a good pupil, but the words will choke me.

what’s all this bullshit’s been for the last 2,000 fucking miles? 

what? okay, shut up! shut up! shut the fuck up! 

it’s a fantasy, kid.

sweetie, you want some dessert?

don’t hit me!

no, do your homework.

dinner’s ready.

you okay, boss?

i’m not a box of avocados.

let’s go to fucking fantasy land.

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SO GUESS WHO ISN’T DEAD !

i know i’ve literally been away months but i came back and now i’m here again. i’m too lazy to do a full reboot, but all drafts have been deleted and i’m remaking my icons. so yeah… LIKE THIS FOR A THING ! 

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                     SPEAKING OF ASSES, DIRTBAG,              YOURS IS ABOUT TO BE TOTALLY KICKED.

                                                          rebooted may 2017.

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Batgirl

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SO GUESS WHO ISN’T DEAD !

i know i’ve literally been away months but i came back and now i’m here again. i’m too lazy to do a full reboot, but all drafts have been deleted and i’m remaking my icons. so yeah... LIKE THIS FOR A THING ! 

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THIS IS YOUR SECRET SANTA REMINDER ! remember to get your gifts in by the 25th or 26th !

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THIS IS YOUR SECRET SANTA REMINDER ! remember to get your gifts in by the 25th or 26th !

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One Word Sentence Starters

“Awesome.”

“Babe—”

“Because.”

“Breathe.”

“Clever.”

“Come.”

“Cool.”

“Damn.”

“Don’t.”

“Fuck.”

“Glorious.”

“Go.”

“Good.”

“Her.”

“Here.”

“Hey.”

“Him.”

“How?”

“I’m—”

“Leave.”

“Me.”

“Please.”

“Rad.”

“Ready?”

“Remember?”

“Shit.”

“Sleep.”

“Sorry.”

“Stop.”

“Sweet.”

“Talk.”

“Thanks.”

“Them.”

“Wait.”

“Walk.”

“What?”

“When?”

“Where?”

“Why?”

“You.”

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What's good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉

           …….

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hclywcrs:

     “ yeah no, me EITHER. i was totally kidding. it would be COOL THOUGH; having an action figure… RIGHT? tell me that wouldn’t be cool. ”

    ‘ yeah, that WOULD be pretty neat. ‘

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     HEY ALL ! it’s cameron and you may know me from a couple of my blogs here and there. i was just hit with some hard news: my mother, a stage 4 oral cancer survivor, has just reentered the hospital with a terrible infection and will not be back to her normal state for several months. not to mention, my brother has just gone broke and we aren’t able to financially support him with her medical bills. that’s why i’ve decided to team up with him and make original art pieces for you all – basically, he draws the shit, i make it into your blog material.

     all of the pieces you receive are 100% original. luke is an art school graduate and i’ve got years and years in photoshop experience. here’s a couple of links to our stuff. ( luke: x, x, x, x, x ) ( me: x, x, x, x ) 

     you can receive the art piece on its own, or you can request anything from a promo, a theme background, mobile header, anything ! we will work with you and readjust prices as needed.

ORIGINAL ART PIECE = $5

MOBILE HEADER = $7

BLOG PROMOTION = $10

THEME BACKGROUND = $15-20

$1 per adjustment

     all prices are negotiable !!! our paypal account is dramaticyeti@gmail.com. all of the proceeds are going to luke to help him get back on his feet. if you are interested, please shoot me a message at any one of my blogs. if you aren’t interested or can’t afford, please reblog to spread the word ! thank you so much !

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outlawiism:

❛ ……….  ❜

❛  i messed up…  ?  ❜

      ‘ you know what ? you’re right. you’re better off without me. ‘  

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lanternslight:

      ❝ I don’t think you or the word burden will ever           be in the same sentence. Gorgeous however… ❞

       ‘ WOAH THERE, pal. watch it. ‘

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Christmas/Winter Starters!

rpstartersforyou:

{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }

🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!

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imnocne:

“ CHEAT day? ”

She’s almost appalled by the term.

“ Please don’t tell me you’re restricting yourself from eating GOOD food, like pizza. We’re getting BOTH, with sausage and ham. My treat. ”    

     ‘ it’s a dietary choice. how else am i supposed to stay in shape ? ‘

      if she even had much of a choice in this situation, barbara would have never seen it.