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batt3rs · 9 years

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on the internet, nobody knows you’re an octopus

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#GLORY #THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD #audio #nsfw audio #seriously please listen with headphones if ur in earshot of anyone of a sensitive disposition #funny #happy

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yup, looks like it! pretty much all of them are that ornate and colourful.

those things in that picture are nudibranchs, dear! they're a type of sea slug and they're one of my favourite animals.

yeah but are those ACTUAL nudibranches? Because those look too good to be true owo

#chatter #grandegarlic

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batt3rs · 9 years

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#ohh ym hgod #oh my god #ohhhh ohmygod #they are so small and perfect and beautiful im overwhelmed #PRAISE #happy #nudibranchs

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batt3rs · 9 years

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Hummingbirds at a party. [Facebook]

#*o*#cute #happy #birds #video

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#this is so pure #so good #cute #hamster #i think?#video #happy

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batt3rs · 9 years

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Me: ok I really should stop picking at my skin, its scabbing now

Brain: no ur work isn't done keep at it

Me: why?!

Brain: you gotta

#oh same

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batt3rs · 9 years

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ok but reblog and tag with the very specific holidays that will fall on your birthday this year

#i don't even need to check to know mine is on mole day #it was very handy in science classes #the best possible mnemonic #about me

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Horror themed cake looks like a bloody heart. via /r/food http://ift.tt/1jaHp2j

#food #sugar #gore #rl gore #at least it looks like it #goals #ran look

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batt3rs · 9 years

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Born too late to discover the world

Born too early to discover the galaxy

Born just in time to discover Cameron fucked a pig

#CHOKES #GLORY #piggate #funny

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batt3rs · 9 years

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The First Day of Autumn

To some, today is the first day of autumn. Breathe deep this hallowed air, hold it in your cursed lungs, give your mind to the soft yellows and vibrant oranges, the ruby reds and the oncoming midnights.

Breathe deeply, as deeply as you can, and fill your cold, black heart with the ever-chillier, ever-darker nights.

Let the dark, infernal celebrations begin! Ring the bells of wonder and magic and wickedness until the horror of spring begins!

Welcome, sweet autumn!

#\o/

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Bethel Presbyterian church. Birmingham, September 2015.

#yes #very good #aesthetic #christianity

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For the OFF tarot project. This is the King of Swords card: Throned Batter.

#SO VERY GOOD #me #off #the batter

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batt3rs · 9 years

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down here

team 5'5 and under where ya at

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batt3rs · 9 years

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That autism feel when

“How well do you work in teams?”

#about me

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My cactus seedlings are about 8 months old now. Just repotted them in tiny pots.

#oh my god look at these tiny babies #plants #miniature

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batt3rs · 9 years

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Doctor Who + My Immortal quotes (part 2)

#OH MY WORD #THE LAST ONE #IM DECEASED #funny #happy #doctor who

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