#food

[shapeshiftinterest]

follower forms of the bishops from cult of the lamb, with the food unique resource from their respective biomes

leshy: darkwood, berries

heket: anura, pumpkin

kallamar: anchordeep, cauliflower

shamura: silk cradle, beetroot

[copperbadge]

Me making a pot of red sauce this morning: Damn, I'm out of passata. Well, I made it without passata for like a year, maybe it doesn't even really need it.

The Italian ancestors I do not actually have: *collective indrawn breath*

Me, tasting the sauce: Aw, that's disappointing. It really does add a nice bright sweet note, I gotta buy passata next time I'm shopping.

My nonexistent Italian ancestors: *screaming, cheering, football chants*

My actual Norwegian ancestors: But...vere is smoket fish please?

Italians: *stare at Norwegians*

Norwegians: *stare at Italians*

Me: oh my God I'll make anchovy bagna cauda next time.

Everyone: *screaming, cheering, beating each other with salted cod*

When you have ADHD, you're never truly alone in the kitchen.

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is this beetle chocolate dessert by 1205sinsin on Ameba!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cnetizens self-heating instant food on xiaohongshu

[sunshine-units]

1.) fucking love guac. i had a guacamole recently that changed my life. yall. guacamole with sun dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, feta, fresh herbs and garlic olive oil. i entered a new plane of existence.

2.) great!! when i waddle down to the fridge at 3am like a zombie olives is one of the things i grab. love all kinds of olives. they’re so salty and delicious :-D

3.) would marry a mango. delectable. the texture is absolutely lovely, i adore how velvety the flesh it and how sweet the juice is. 11/10

4.) HUMMUS IS GREAT MY FAVORITE IS ROASTED RED PEPPER HUMMUS. you can dip it, spread it, eat it with a damn spoon if you want!

5.) tomatoes. i love you tomatoes. i love you. heirloom tomatoes are the best. have yall ever had a purple cherokee heirloom tomato. they’re gorgeous inside and out, big as hell, they’re very rich, a little sweet, and kinda smokey?? so fucking good.

6.) cannolis are very good. i like that they aren’t overwhelmingly sweet. very good crunchy outside with a smooth inside. delightful experience all around. did you know that cannoli is actually the plural word and the singular is cannolo?

anyways these are my opinions! :-D

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[correctopinionhaver]

[typhlonectes]

Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin

[nando161mando]

[wrong-side-of-60]

Love to go there.

Nicole Warne

[victusinveritas]

[beetledrink]

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

[majestq]

[schwappaaka]

I attended a Dungeon Meshi themed dinner last weekend and wanted to share what was brought/devoured! Enjoy the comparison of what the dishes looked like irl vs the show