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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

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why did no one tell me about vampires before i became a lich. “oh noo i can’t go out for a sunny beach day!! i don’t show up in mirrors!!” i need to use a special deodorant not to smell like maggots. i studied for 103 years for this

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I looked at the TV at work only to see the most horrifying meat man.

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found this today

Please use these terms correctly. Not doing so will deeply harm the people who actually have experienced trauma, gaslighting, triggers, and people who have NPD.

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Link to thread

Link to news story

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TOUCH HIS BUTT THURSDAY

Reblog to touch his butt <3

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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As someone once dragged down a paved road by their skipping mother, this fills me with an immense amount of dread.

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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