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fuckityxbye:

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

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               it’s been  awhile  since he’s seen that familiar head of blonde hair and the last time hadn’t been on  great terms. seems like that was becoming a pattern, because now they weren’t meeting under  FRIENDLY CIRCUMSTANCES  but because of a war brewing that involved both of their species. would he have reached out to her if he hadn’t needed help? probably not. did he regret doing so? no, at least   not yet.  “ you came.  for a second there i thought this was going to be my first time getting stood up. “  the corner of his lips curl upward into a sly smile.  “ there’s always a first for everything. “   + @nothatevolved​

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                                               She looked upon the burning wings.                     Her knees buckled underneath her, sending her softly into the snow.                         How the flames flickered and fluttered off the tips of the feathers.                     “He’s gone,” she whispered; her pale pink fingertips smoothing out                                             the wrinkles and smothering the flames.

                                              INDEPENDENT SHADOWHUNTERS OC                                                        ESTABLISHED MARCH 2016                                                              WRITTEN BY NESSA

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faultyhalo:

                   his words were enough for evie to roll her eyes at him, playfully, of course. jace rarely really annoyed her, but that was mostly because out of their small group she could see the most similarities between the two of them. or genevieve got extremely used to him.  “ i was enjoying the silence while it lasted, but we all know silence never lasts long here. “  actually saying that she’d missed him while he was away and how worried she was? not something evie would admit. at least not in the middle of a room with so many eyes watching,  “ how are you really doing? being back and this is the way you’re welcomed.. ”

                     ever since he had arrived back, she had actually been the first one to look him in the eye and ask how he was really doing with all of this. even if he wasn’t truly up for sharing his feelings, especially with everyone more than likely eavesdropping, the sentiment still stood out to him and he appreciated it more than she would ever know.  “ oh peachy keen.. i’m really enjoying the love and support everyone’s giving. “  his tone of voice was laced with sarcasm, volume louder than necessary as he sees the people standing around them look away quickly. stepping closer to her, he keeps his voice low so that it’s harder to hear for people not apart of the conversation. “ i think you can guess how i’m really doing, evie. “ 

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faultyhalo:

                    the whispers around her were almost too loud, genevieve thought, to be considered whispers. she found it pathetic how everyone suddenly behaved at the mention of jaces name  — as if they completely forgot who he really was. he  WASN’T  valentine’s son. by blood yes, but not by the way he was raised. to evie, jace was a lightwood as much as izzy and alec. his humor tore her away from her thoughts, a sly grin forming on her formerly grim lips as her eyes still scanned the room for those who were still whispering and looking,  “ aw, not used to this sort of negative attention, star boy? i’m glad your ego hasn’t been hit by all of this, though. would’ve been boring without it. “  now, her eyes found his face,  “ why wouldn’t i? i’m glad to have you back and knew it would only be a matter of time until you returned. “

                     the grin that breaks out on her lips is a nice break from the frowns and death stares he’s been getting from everyone around here. aside from his family, and clary, she was the only one who didn’t seem to view him as the devil’s spawn. hell, even he saw himself that way sometimes. there’s always been something creeping underneath the surface, something dark             perhaps all he needed to know about was his father for it to seep through the surface.   “ i’m so glad my ego is here to stay,  just to keep you amused. “  a grin forms on his expression at her words.  “ missed me that much? were you counting down the days? “

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             as he walks through the halls of the institute, he can feel eyes on him with every  TURN  he takes. of course he should have expected this. it didn’t matter how long he had trained beside all of them or how many of their asses he saved, he was valentine’s son and that was enough to  CONDEMN HIM  no matter what he’s done in the past. finally, he finds someone who hasn’t shunned him since his return.  “ I’m used to people staring at me, but not for this reason. “   the cocky remark still falls from his lips, even as he feels on edge.  “  i hope you’re still taking to me. “

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                   ♥ for a starter. 

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season 2a best of: jace wayland

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There will be no martyrs here.

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— I don’t want to be touched right now   |   Insp