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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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galactic bible slinging
Emboldened bible slingers keep coming after me with true nonsense. Someone help this alien get out of here out of spaceship fuel!!!!
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landing
I’ve landed upon the bible belt… This new galaxy; and all I’ve had the pleasure of seeing is missionaries.. When I first landed I was so glad to see my own. A fool indeed no alien influence of these “missionaries”…
All they wanted me to do was pay tithe and, be sister wives with a woman named mckenna…
Anyways can someone find me none alien cooter here that doesn’t taste like a swig.!.!.
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ask a young space alien of the bible belt questions
will give you 10 fold the luck then wishing upon a shooting star
ask.
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free alien pussy
help a young alien get some cooter in this big ole universe
DNI UGLY SPACE BOYS, PEOPLE OF THE NASA FANDOM!!!!
keep it freaky and fresh
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