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Of course, in fear of Rear. My favourite Bauhaus song apart from maybe Kick In The Ass.

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Actual depiction of why the 1998 tour was nearly cancelled. Pretend “goth baby jail” says “bad trouser jail” because i changed my mind about the context

sorry the .gif is unfinished i’m incredibly lazy

also disclaimer for god’s sakes i have nothing against Peter I love him this is just how I show affection lmao

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Of course, in fear of Rear. My favourite Bauhaus song apart from maybe Kick In The Ass.

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@joybringerlove replied:  Now do the same meme for Daniel Ash with an ugly picture of him, that picture of Peter was taken when he was head singing bela lugosi 2005,

I’m aware the picture was taken when he was upside down and I chose it not because it was an “ugly” picture (I don’t think it is, Pete’s one of those people that can’t look ugly to be honest, he;s too pretty) but because it was the only picture I had on my PC that suited the joke (the audio sounding like my head in a maths exam). I’m not targeting him or anything, I love him a lot and I love all of Bauhaus, it’s all in good humour and no disrespect intended it’s just what I do with people I like/admire, I’m just that sort of person. It’s just the joke only works with that particular song. I’m sorry if it was offensive or disrespectful in some way but it wasn’t my intention :)

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Peter and Daniel backstage, circa 1983.

This was sitting on my computer half done for about 3 months. Major props to @congenitalcataract for giving me the idea

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also this blog is somehow over a year old i can’t believe some shitty memes i made when i was babysitting for some family friends’ kids who were boringly well-behaved were something i’d still be making a year later to possibly the most niche audience the internet has ever seen

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more bauhaus + text posts because I’m annoying and have nothing better to do and they’re fuckin’ easy targets

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not bauhaus or a shitty meme but i’m a dickhead who loves to self promo stuff and it relates to my future aspirations and filmmaking is the only thing i’m as interested in as bauhaus the band so yee x

hey dudes (and dudettes and others), as some of y’all who know me a bit better or read my personal posts may know I’m an aspiring filmmaker and I’m hoping to go to uni to study film and eventually get a job in the industry somewhere but anyhoo this is my personal youtube account which I’m using for uploading little (probably sub-par) experiments in cinematography, editing and colour grading and I’ve only got one upload so far but as my need for a showreel to show to prospective employers and universities draws closer I might start uploading some more and some feedback and stuff even from people who aren’t academically into film would be appreciated and crap (in fact I’d love it as the only people I usually get feedback from are people such as myself who are into film analysis and craft on an academic level) so yeah cheers in advance! x https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD1etwyWm5cz27u-tfFNBLA

do ignore the silly profile picture as this is the account i use for college stuff and we all have silly avatars and stuff

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I’m amazed no-one’s made this before

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Shit-Tier memeing don’t ask me why i watermarked this garbage

I’m 8 tbh

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The fact this blog exists is a shitpost enough tbh

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The Signs as Bauhaus (the band) stories even though the zodiac meme is completely fucking dead but here (sourced entirely from David J's book, extracts from Kevin Haskins' upcoming book, one of Peter Hook's books and then one interview with David for the record if you want some reading)

Aries: David playing Lou Reed's 'Vicious' to lighten the mood during a particularly hissy argument between Daniel and Peter. This only made them angrier.

Taurus: At a point during the 2005 tour, Peter supposedly tells pornographic actor Ron Jeremy to "clean up [his] act" Jeremy shows up backstage and asks if Murphy wanted to say it again to his face. Daniel fixes him a drink, says "you're a fuckin' legend, you are, man..." and leads him away.

Gemini: Peter Hook throwing Peter [Murphy] out of The Haçienda for giving him the old "don't you know who I am?"

Cancer: In the very very early days, Peter used to walk around Northampton dressing how he did on stage, so basically in his girlfriend's clothes with a ridiculous amount of pancake makeup. Once he and David were on the bus and a woman said "get a load of him" to her friend, to which Peter replies "I'm sure you would like to get a load of me, but you frankly don't stand a chance!"

Leo: Love and Rockets days. Their transport breaks down, and they need to hitch a ride to their next gig. Daniel is wearing this giant electric blue fur coat and basically looks like a giant cookie monster. David tells him he'll never get a ride looking the way he does. He gets a ride in the next car that passes.

Virgo: The end-of-tour pranks. One of these being when the band were supported by The Birthday Party in the early 80s, and Kevin decided to make a load of shaving foam pies and throw them at the stage during TBP's set. One may have hit Nick Cave directly in the face.

Libra: As a payback for the shaving foam prank, during Bauhaus' set, TBP collaboratively tackled Peter to the ground and drew a giant dick on his bare chest in permanent marker. He kept the dick there for the entire show and pretended to masturbate it.

Scorpio: Some time in the mid to late 90s during a Love and Rockets tour and Daniel is super fucking high on MDMA. He pesters David to kiss him because "it's not a gay thing; it's a biker thing." David refuses. Daniel is next seen snogging the guy next to him.

Sagittarius: During the resurrection tour when Daniel and the on-tour Hairdresser, Ian, had to make a pit stop because Daniel was so drunk he couldn't walk and had to go and be sick. Not seeing the bus, they were convinced the bus had left without them. Also, they may have gotten their bus mixed up with Van Halen's bus. It's a very complicated story. Also Daniel had the bright idea of chatting up a waitress at the nearby greasy spoon so they could stay with her in case the bus did leave. According to David, Daniel still had flecks of red wine vomit around his mouth as he conceived this idea. Fortunately he didn't need to chat up the waitress, which would have been disastrous in his state.

Capricorn: The time they ended up judging a wet t-shirt contest in Greece (around 1983) somehow ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT and didn't take it seriously and gave the girls scores like -1000 and the like. The girls' boyfriends weren't overly pleased.

Aquarius: The fact the 1998 Resurrection tour almost didn't happen because Daniel didn't like Peter's trousers.

Pisces: The time Peter and Daniel bought some poppers and were off their faces and decided they were going to hold it under Kevin's nose as he slept. Kevin freaks out and the bottle flies across the van and smashes. So they don't all get massively high off the fumes they had to park up the van and stop around a field in the middle of nowhere in Holland or somewhere like that till the fumes cleared.

BONUS: Peter swinging the microphone stand around and knocking David out with it. David gets him back a couple of weeks later by replacing his cocaine with salt.

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Found the best named brow bar in the world in London earlier

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Holy fuck, this is the best blog I've ever seen, is there anymore goth shitposting blogs,

The only one I’m aware of is @goth-shitposts but @lolgoths is also great for a laugh even if it’s mostly inactive!

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disclaimer: i actually love their acid house inspired stuff 

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