This hoe slayed way too hard to just randomly lose
@bowies-thighs I know u got me, right?
Bruce Springsteen (1949-) solo; leader of the E Street Band
Songs: "Born to Run," "Blinded by the Light"
Defeated Opponents: Lindsey Buckingham, Rick Danko, Otis Redding, Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam, Syd Barrett, Billy Preston
Propaganda: "Nobody has ever looked hotter than the Boss in the video for 'Dancing in the Dark' except maybe Bruce in the video for 'I'm On Fire'"
"Bruce from the 70's to HIS 70's...enough said"
"BRUUUUUCE! (Yes, I am from New Jersey.) But really 70s-Stone Pony-Asbury Park Springsteen is truly a sight to behold."
David Bowie (1947-2016) solo
Songs: "Life on Mars?," "Heroes" Defeated Opponents: Paul Simonon, Ron Mael, Robert Plant, Eric Dolphy, Neil Peart, Stevie Wonder
Propaganda: "gender bending pop star who made up an alien alter ego who was already famous and then proceeded to become incredibly famous irl. Also had ridiculous cheekbones."
"From Ziggy Stardust to The Thin White Duke; Bowie always experimented, adapted, always looked to improve, to do what no one did before. He used himself as a canvas. David always remained a kind, beautiful and gentle person. People who have met him have claimed that he was a charming, interesting and delightful person."
"His outrageous outfits, his makeup, and his ways of moving around the stage could make any of his fans doubt their sexuality." "He's David Bowie. I feel like this is all that needs to be said."
david bowie fans don't want bowie biopics we want an album movie of the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars a la pink floyd's the wall
My bestie gave me a few small cut-out Ryan Goslings because Ryan Gosling is one of the silly guys we talk about and my mom saw them lying on my desk, so she placed one of him next to David's framed mugshot. Now Mr. Gosling looks like he's David's lawyer or something.