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What if we just started digging a huge hole

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cant post much for fear of the evil eye

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i will let you know how i think of you through pics of dogs and you interpret if a silly faced dog is good or bad

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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

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"sure i'll reblog that" good girl. now eat these oats from my hand

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Girls will literally succumb to the beast within

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The St. Louis Star and Times, Missouri, April 26, 1917 

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coworker that never fucking cleans up after herself asking me why i threw away her food that she left on the kitchen counter by prefacing i probably did it by mistake

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a 2 year old spilled paint on my boots during finger painting. dumped a whole cup of acrylic on the table and did not know it would spill off the table. she said "Uh oh. Stay stay!" and grabbed a piece of construction paper to wipe the paint off my shoe. it did not help but i appreciate the effort

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@cavalarbor

know

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did you know

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did you know

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i love being a harbinger of weird facts that range from conversation starters to conversation enders

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need a woman that can eat aluminum cans and glass bottles to save the environment with me