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Peak Vampirism on acrylic

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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

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Is this a safe space to say that white Kevin Day scares me?

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yes, i CAN romanticize the aesthetic of The Secret History but ALSO criticize the Greek class’s behavior and recognize the book as a commentary on the dangers of blind romanticism and conformity.

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There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

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top 3 romantic acts of love

you stab me (with the intention to kill)

you beg me to kill you

i give you one of my bones

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Me and my mutuals when we enter any fandom:

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fulfillment…

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came home from a fun night out drinking excited to watch the new tshd episode and now I'm CRYING oh god don't watch this when you're tipsy I can't take this my poor babies

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“That’s the gayest shit I’ve ever seen!” I say at the end of every TSHD episode

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A gift to the Hanks 🎁

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no because this is exactly how i imagine nina's dynamic with matthias, wylan, and jesper 😭

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"HIKARU"

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I was touring my brother’s high school for an open house event when this fucker popped out of nowhere.

Mind you, I live in a very conservative town, so idk what influence or charisma this English teacher must have to get Baz here, but she’s my hero and I need to be her in the future.

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Richard Papen pisses me off so bad especially in opposition to Judy Poovey like Judy is the exact representation of "young girls coming to conclusions men need a philosophy class to get" and she's also actively participating in the modern equivalent of bachannalias all week without murdering innocents. Also she's actually nice, dresses fancy and doesn't hide being a cringe fail bisexual. Richard keeps criticizing her bc he's misogynistic but really he fucking WISHES he lived like her. Meanwhile he gets high at a party once and discovers basic empathy. Jesus Christ

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gay people never miss normally it's always gotta be dramatic shit like this