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Baz took the kick part of Clint's instruction literally, scooting the bucket closer to his friend with the side of his shoe as he made a less than impressed face at it's contents. It was par for the course with having a best friend who seemed to think himself Poseidon.

"There you go, Creepy. Go be with your family," He says to the crab in Clint's hand, his own resting on his hips as he observes him. "What's the plan with these then?"

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Clint refocused on Baz raising his eyebrows and shrugging his shoulders. "Brother, if luck is on this town's side, we'll both git our asses swept out t'sea." The joke comes with a scoff as he's emptying out the trap. "Make yerself useful instead of just sittin' there lookin' pretty 'n kick that bucket my way will ya?" His request came with him pointing a crab at the bucket sitting not too far from Baz's feet.

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Baz: This is all natural baby Baz:

Baz: Wait how do I delete that Baz: If you ever post that anywhere all that'll be left of you is your frosted tips @peterbasara

Peter: WHO ARE YOU CALLING FROSTED TIPS, BOTTLE BLONDE? Peter: I was very subtle when I slid into Doja Cat's DMs @bazhowletts

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Baz: I just want to scare one of my neighbors a little Baz: Nothing too drastic @clint-bennet

Clint: Dude Clint: You know I can't let you borrow her without telling me what you're planning. Clint: You might as well just spill it.

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What is something that they are good at?

"Psychological warfare."

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🙌 three positive traits that define you?

"Nice try. Next you're be looking for my mother's maiden name and the name of my street I grew up on."

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Do they like other people’s children?

"No. I think they need to be leashed the same way dogs are when they're still in that biting and will piss anywhere stage. It would make the streets more pleasant for everyone."

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━━  🎲┊THE FUTURE IS A FOREIGN LAND – GHOST.

boom, you're gone / and in the blood of the kennedys / the good ones get shot / and in the absence of sympathies / won't you hear me out? / when it all burns down / when it all burns down / i will hold you close for the minute / yeah, i'll hold you for the minute it takes / when it all burns down / and the flames devour everything that we are / i will hold you for the minute.

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"You'd be surprised." Baz says flatly, like there was more to it that he couldn't divulge. The things he had seen by rolling back the security tapes of Titanium were more haunting than any of the fake ghosts that the irritating YouTubers that breezed through liked to purport were trapped within the gym's walls.

( It almost offended him to hear claims that there was anything there that could give off worse bad vibes than Baz himself. )

He lets the man snatch back his defunct selfie stick, hoping it's new form as a detached two piece would serve as a lesson of sorts. The exact nature of the lesson? Baz isn't sure himself, but that was no matter.

"How do you know that?" He questions, asking directly after Warner stated he wasn't hurting anyone. "Did every single person on this gym floor tell you they were good with potentially being in your stupid little selfie?"

As someone who was militant about how and where he appeared online, Baz knows how he would have reacted if he was plastered to social media as a background bystander and it would have been far more unpleasant than a snapped selfie stick.

"Do you need me to talk slower so you can follow what I'm saying, fuckhead?" Baz does exactly that, engaging his hands along with his delayed syllables so the point might land easier.

"Gym floor equals workout. Anywhere outside gym equals take as many selfies as you want. Your momma's house equals where you can go cry about that if you need to. Got it?"

@warnerstjames

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Warner glances between the two pieces of his selfie stick in Titanium's Tasmanian Devil's hands, throwing his own hands up in the air in exasperation. It wasn't like it had been expensive—even if it had been then he could have afforded to replace it—it was only worth three dollars from Temu.

"Who the fuck is taking dick pics in the middle of the gym?" Actually, Warner wasn't sure if he wanted the answer to that question. He snatched the selfie stick from the man's hand, freeing his phone from the grips and pocketing it before the blonde decided to snap his phone in half next to prove a point.

"I was taking a freaking selfie. I wasn't hurting nobody. What the hell is your problem?"

First he breaks his personal belongings, now he's threatening to plaster his face on a wall of perverts and flashers?

"Am I being punked? Is that what's going on here? If you're trying to channel your inner Ashton Kutcher then just know you aren't anywhere as near as cheekily charming as he was when it came to the big reveal. You're just kind of a dick."

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Baz: I'm not a fan of receiving charm tips from you Baz: Now if I needed some input on frosted tips, you're my first port of call Baz: Recall one time when you've been anything close to subtle @peterbasara

Peter: well you would have had to have been some type of charming to land kayla to begin with Peter: but i think you've gotten lazy with it. Peter: please. subtle is my middle name. @bazhowletts

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Baz: Might be for the best that you don't @clint-bennet

Clint: Do I even want to ask why?

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RYAN GOSLING in THE FALL GUY (2024) dir. David Leitch

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baz 📲 clint.

Baz: Can I borrow the dog @clint-bennet

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Baz shoots Kayla a look over the menu that may as well have said come on in neon flashing letters, they may have been divorced for a while now -- too long -- but that didn't mean he had forgotten anything about her.

"Like I'd dare not get you an umbrella."

He settles on what he thinks she'll like best, something called a Watermelon Sugar High like the song that he had always found annoying. The tequila in it was the selling point, and when the waiter finally breezes by to take their order, he points to it rather than speaks it so he can maintain the mystery.

He's as curious about his own when one's ordered for him, intrigued at what would be brought over.

"I hope you didn't run back out on my account." He may have liked to fuck around with refusing entry when he felt like it, but that whim never extended to her. "I've been okay though. Haven't committed any atrocities as of late, which for me should qualify me for a Nobel Prize. How about you? You been acting much?"

@kaylatullz

"Oh, I've gotten so much better at staying straight on a bike. I may not be straight, but I am working my damnedest to course-correct my aversion to stay in the lines."

She taps the table with her hand, clearly perky now that they're talking. Or maybe it's just because Baz makes one hell of a difference when he's in her life, hers or not.

Then he suggests choosing her drink, and Mikayla's eyes sparkle.

"...deal. My only request is I want an umbrella. Even if it isn't a cocktail."

She scrutinizes over the menu, trying to find an alliterated concoction for his truly.

"So how's it been? I mean beyond playing the sickest gym bouncer." She pauses. "I might have went in once, then ran back out."

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Baz: I have fucking charm Baz: In my own way Baz: You just don't get it Baz: And you'll be subtle right? @peterbasara

Peter: bro you say that like you've got any read on charm? Peter: you're one of the most off-putting motherfuckers i've ever met Peter: it's a miracle you got K to begin with Peter: imma get you that intel @bazhowletts

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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every breath you take: who’s the first person your mind goes to when you hear a love song?

"If I ever answer this question and don't say Baz, just assume I hit my head or finally got abducted or possessed since I'm a very susceptible person." / @bazhowletts