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[bazzledazzle]

Lovely! Maybe I will drop by -- for the food and the company!

come to my next book club meeting, and I'll see if i can facilitate that.

[bazzledazzle]

Certainly sounds worth checking out, then. Anything that makes someone willing to venture to the opposite side of town is impressive.

The best? Well, now I think I have to try it.

yeah it is! It's on the other side of town from me, but I will go out of my way for their muffins.

If you're a homemade person though, I make the BEST double chocolate cherry cookies. They're unmatched.

[bazzledazzle]

That's very true! And I appreciate your appreciation. It's important not to take people at their word on these sorts of things. I'll let you know if the egg turns up.

Well most people ain't shit. I appreciate you testing me though, I like proving people wrong. For that, I hope you find your egg.

[bazzledazzle]

That's your opinion. I don't think I'm being either of those things.

Why is your stress my responsibility?

You are being pedantic and frustrating!

You are stressing me out, that's rude!

[bazzledazzle]

That's what I'm always saying! Why bury it under a shroud of secrecy? If you're open about what you like, people can give it to you. Is Mars hot, temperature wise? I suppose I don't know much about it. Besides the Matt Damon movie, but I didn't pay quite as much attention to that one as I should have. Damon's never quite done it for me. I'd like him more if him and Ben Affleck got it over with, I think. Saturn does seem more fun. I'm partial to rings myself, too. She certainly does seem like a sweetie! [user gets a little liar tummyache once again.] How'd you convince her to take off the coat, then? Yes, I don't suppose we'll ever match that sort of loyalty. I'm not sure I'd want to.

That's a workout I already perform regularly. You walk your cat on a leash? Do they enjoy it? I was always under the impression that cats weren't fans of such things. Roller derby seems a bit too violent for my tastes, I'm afraid. I've seen how people go at it. I'm not sure gardening's my speed, either. I suppose I'll see how the Zumba goes. If it's nice, maybe I'll try more things like that. And of course I'll let you know either way.

[pm] A music lover! What's your favorite sort? Do you play any instruments yourself, or are you strictly a listener? I know my way around a guitar, though I've been meaning to pick up more stringed instruments, too. I'd love to try the violin on for size. I'd say there are just as many joyful songs as heartwrenching ones, and they're good. Not to worry -- my fame will likely take a bit longer to take off, but even when it does, I won't forget who my friends are. I'll get your painting done right, so long as you promise not to forget me, either. Shame, that. I'd have loved to see her perform. Maybe we can petition the local scene to put on something with a few less [...] shrimp.

LOL! Everyone is super odd about it, which is why it should be our mission to bring out the freak in everybody else. Right! Mars would be so much cooler (except in like temperature, probs). Or even build a spaceship that can get us to Saturn in actual living time. (I'm partial to Saturn, you know? All the rings and stuff). Aw <3 My heart soars anytime people see what a true sweetie she is. And yup, she wore a winter coat :/ It was a nightmare. At some point, I even started wondering if she was just three raccoons stacked on top of each other. Luckily, that wasn't the case. Goths really are the most loyal people in the world, if you think about it. All of that for black? Couldn't be me.

Well, sex obvi. And taking walks, but especially now that I'm putting my cat on a leash, she's gonna be joining me, and it's gonna be great. OH! I joined a roller derby team, and there's actually so much action involved. I also garden a bit (nothing too fancy, mind you), but it does involve carrying heavy bags from places. Hunting, that's like the big one Carrying the wheelbarrow when Regan goes out to pick up dead So basically, whatever keeps me active but doesn't have me in some dirty bench doing reps. A Zumba class sounds exactly like the kinda stuff you should get into. Please report back!

[pm] Same! Like, I see this a lot more with music cause that's my... I love music. And obviously, I love blasting the saddest, most depressing songs and pretending I'm a dirtbag husband who left his wife and kids to chase an impossible dream, but also it fills me just as much to sing about joy and happiness and love and friendship. It's about the balance. I believe in you! But don't get too famous before I can see about this painting. Connections are super important. Oh, my partner? Nope, she's retired. But you're right about the theater, I wish more exciting things were happening over there. I would audition in an instant.

[bazzledazzle]

Exactly. So you can't say if it's all someone thinks about, can you? Not really.

Not a good liar, then? Or is that a lie, too? See, this is the issue. I don't know you, so how am I to know that anything is true at all?

Right, then.

[...]

Well, he's the one who proposed to me.

I mean I guess I don't.

Not everybody! Lying makes me feel gross. I'd do it more if I could, but I can't really! So!!! Yeah!!!

I guess not. I [...]

[...]

Why do you want to marry my best friend?

[bazzledazzle]

Hm.

How do you know all of someone's thoughts?

Everyone says that, too.

What implications? It was never meant to be a big thing! You're the one who made it that way. That's not on me, now is it?

I do guess.

It's just if it is all they think about!! [ user is stressed ]

Right, but I mean it.

I just don't love the implications that come with being called Tinkerbell. I'm not her kind of fae

[bazzledazzle]

That's one of the local coffee spots, yeah? Never been to it, but if you're saying the muffins are that good, I'll stop by. Homemade is unparalleled, though. Nothing like homemade pastries.

depends on the day and if The Black Lagoon has a fresh stash of death by chocolate muffins (I would do unspeakable things for those muffins, they are addictive). I'd say it's like 80% of the time homemade with me testing new recipes or old favorites, 20% death by chocolate muffin.

[bazzledazzle]

Lovely! What sort of pastries do you bring? And are they homemade, or store bought?

you absolutely should! I usually bring pastries (or wine, dependent on location/timing)

[bazzledazzle]

Yes, but sometimes people say that and what they mean is they had frog legs in New Orleans once, or ate food prepared by someone who wasn't white. One can never be too sure, can they? [...] Can't argue with that. The classics are classics for a reason.

I told you I do. Most of it a matter of circumstance. My dad's into weird but luxurious food. He also taught us to eat every part of the animal. The balut's more a mom's side of the fam thing though I prefer burgers and nuggets these days, not gonna lie.

[bazzledazzle]

Well, I'm very impressive. Everyone wants me. [user gets a tummyache from lying, because nobody wants them.]

That's true, I did RSVP! I suppose that counts for something, then. I don't imagine I can measure up to the people suffering from ulcers, though. They've got a bit more of a personal stake in things. do you suffer from ulcers, by any chance?

Do they? I was under the impression it was difficult to join those committees. That's what they told me, anyway.

Oh, don't be modest. You seem to care far more than most people; you've already RSVP'd (in this context, not right ventricular systolic pressure). Well, except the ones who suffer from ulcers. They care quite a bit.

[bazzledazzle]

Exactly. If we all talked about our kinks on main, there would be no wars. I'm confident in that. That's how we achieve world peace, but no one will ever do it because everyone's so odd about that sort of thing. That's a good point! Why aren't we living on Mars, scientists? [user assumes there are scientists reading their posts.] I have messaged her, she seems like a delight! [user's stomach hurts a little, so maybe that's a lie.] She wore a winter coat in the summer? Seems like a good way to get heatstroke, yeah? Goths are certainly stronger than most. I couldn't do it. Not just the layers -- the lack of color wouldn't suit me.

What sort of natural physical activity do you do? I've recently been offered a free Zumba course I'm thinking of taking, but I could add to my roster if you've suggestions better than hiking. Gotta keep it tight! [user can literally change their body at will.]

[pm] Right, it's an important part of the job, I suppose. Though I'm not one of those who thinks art is only valid when the artist is miserable. [user is pleased that someone else likes their art; they will be riding this high for the rest of the day.] Haven't quite gotten off the ground yet, but I'm working on it. I've made a very lovely friend who has some connections, and that's the first step. Does she perform in town? I tried looking into the theatre here, but the plays they put on seem [...] a bit odd.

Yup! Oh, absolutely, a hundred percent. And you know, I try to do the same for everybody else who needs a little push. Cause like, life's way too short to not have the best of times. That's true, mhmm, scientists do make a huge fuss about the planets and the stars, you'd think they'd find us a better one to live on already. You'll get to meet the only scientific person that matters soon anyway! I'm sure of it. Bill Nye, who? [user looks behind her, paranoid] LOL! She doesn't carry an umbrella, but there was that one summer when all she wore was a stupid winter coat. The worst of times :/ Goths really go through it, I gotta hand it to people who stick to the aesthetic even in the most uncomfy situations. Like, I could be wearing way comfier But that's just not the vibe

I'm in a totally different league compared to ulcers and dead bodies, you're so right about that. Ooooh, gotcha. I'm about the same here. All my physical activity must come naturally, and hiking? Just way too close to the stinky forest for my liking.

[pm] That's super valid, cause you gotta have some kinda edge about you, I bet. [user looks through the portfolio, has no knowledge to judge, just vibes. But she likes the pretty colors, so it probably means the paintings are good!] I love all of these so much <3 Wow, how come you're here and not in some big city showcasing all of them? I will defo have to bring up the idea to my soon-to-be fiancée. She's more of a stage performer than a painter [user means a school performance of Oklahoma, as tree #2], but I'm sure I can convince her.

[bazzledazzle]

Joy Harjo, from An American Sunrise: Poems; “Desire’s Dog”

[Text ID: “Even when I dreamed, I dreamed a chain around / my neck. / Desire is a bone with traces of fat. / I lay at the feet of desire for years.”]

[bazzledazzle]

Please. The Nobel Prize wishes I were with them.

All right, September for ulcers, then. I'll mark it on the calendar. [...] I'd say I care as much about ulcers as most people, yeah.

I doubt you're with Nobel Prize. The Human Society, perhaps? Ah, that's humane, neverm

September, then. September will be for the ulcers. I look forward to your contributions to Ulcer Month, which is something you must care deeply about.

[bazzledazzle]

Oh, good, I'd be excited whether you allowed it or not. I passed twelve some time ago, I'm afraid. I've just turned twenty-eight. I've never been much of a video game person, but if you'd like to send me money for Robux, I'd give it a try. [...] Zumba? Suppose I'd be willing to give that a try, too. Are you a good Zumba instructor? [...] Your motivations matter less to me than the fact that you're agreeing with me!

Ok fine, you're allowed to be excited on your birthday. Wait a minute...how old are you turning?? What if you're like actually 12 and you're trying to get people to send you money for Robux??? Hmmm...can I offer you a free Zumba session? All of my Zumba classes are free but [...] I guess I'll believe you, mostly because I don't want to smell you and confirm.

[bazzledazzle]

You've had them, then? You really have eaten a lot of strange things. Is it a passion of yours, or a matter of circumstance? I didn't get these from a listical. I like knowing about different foods. Did you like it?

You can eat them, but it's not good. Okay, these are real specific dishes that you probably got from a listical. But I've eaten shark. I've eaten balut, once or twice. From lullabirds though. Not the cheese.

[bazzledazzle]

[pm] Yeah, you get it! I certainly won't argue with Florence. I think some people think grief's the only thing worth writing about, or that art is better when the artist is miserable. I choose not to accept that. I'm a good artist. I don't need to be miserable to achieve that. I think you'll pull off the white coat well enough.

Exactly.

All well and good now. Like I said, I won't be going back. I've let them know as much. I'm not one who's willing to stomach violence for violence's sake. I know my art's good. I appreciate you saying so, anyway, though. Never hurts to hear it, yeah? Ah, well, if you're holding it against them, I will, too. United front. But we'll have a good time, anyway. Hard not to, with you and me.

[pm] YES! Heart! That's why I think I find it hard sometimes to really access my heart and that's why I find it so hard to start I guess that's true. I've definitely written some banger lines about Florence did a song about that, didn't she? "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject". I guess we'll just have to go against that. Or revel in our unhappiness, but that sounds dreary. Aw, cute!

Ew.

Did they bite you too? Did they That's a bad experience, I'll say. Sorry Bazzy Baz. How come they physically Seems kind of wild, that they just attacked me. Your art is good, fwiw. Right? I mean, I kind of can, but I won't hold it against them. It'll be fun!