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sending fandom memes to friends despite not being part of the fandom. Is it good or is it shit tier I don't know but it's Glup Shitto from ur show hope u like it
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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing
#guiltttttt#i never know what to say#and then im overthinking it#and then next thing i know#its a year later and i have over 200 unanswered comments#and that makes me feel even guiltier#because im ignoring comments#but im not#i swear#im just a very awkward potato#and i dont know how to people
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So...
I've finally started listening to EPIC.
Only two songs in, and I'm already prepped to make this my entire personality.
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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We are seeing the same playbook as Iraq and a lot of Iraqi diaspora also said the same things when it was ongoing. Regardless of how you feel about the Iranian government, do not fucking do CIA job
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reminders for writers.
nobody gives a crap if something is overdone in fiction. what they really care about is the execution
having a bad day of writing does not make you a bad writer
tropes ≠ clichés. if someone tells you it's wrong to use tropes, disregard the advice
writing in your second or third language isn’t always easy. you’re doing great
writing advice = tools. not rules. you’re not meant to follow every advice you read about on the internet. learn the rules so you know which ones to break
every writer is capable of writing a captivating story, but your story might not be everyone’s cup of tea, and that’s ok. there will still be people out there who’ll adore it
it’s ok to not excel at every genre! you can write things because you think it’s fun, doesn’t always have to be a matter of writing something because you’re good at it. it’s ok to explore (and it helps you improve as a writer!)
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never getting over this ever
how i love you tony's 2025 hamilton mixtape
#HOW AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW!?!?!?!#COOL NOT ME REWATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER#hamilton musical#tonys 2025
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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. ��









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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#ashes and dragons#seems a little redundant...#itd be one of those books where id read the synopsis and then make a decision
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐
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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed
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I love the Sandman s2 sneak peak BUT
#ok... but... nothing AT ALL#not even bts stuff#or ANYTHING#like all the other characters who are returning have been seen#but no hob....#the sandman#hob gadling
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New trailer!
youtube

#the sandman#sandman#dream of the endless#morpheus#sandman s2#the sandman netflix#the sandman season 2#sandman season 2
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The Sandman S2 Official trailer
#the sandman#netflix the sandman#dc#dream of the endless#tom sturridge#please excuse me while I scream#I AM SO READY#BUT ALSO NOT FUCKING READY#I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS ABOUT THIS
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