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The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

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Why was one direction buying a teenage girl

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Actually the Cree translation of "No bitches?" Is funnier because while I did literally translate female dogs = "bitches", that word can also mean female horses. Horses were traditionally given as gifts to potential brides. So not only do you have no bitches, you have no horses to give to any bitches

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Breast augmentation scars need as much love as mastectomy scars

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Autistic people: Is it true autistic people are against eye contact due to ancient memories of Medusa times?

Yes

No

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We've Made Changing Your Mind Look Like a Flaw Instead of a Virtue

The internet has taught people to archive your opinions and weaponize your growth. If you evolve, you're a flip-flopper. If you admit uncertainty, you're weak. If you take time to rethink, you're stalling.

So people fake certainty to avoid punishment.

Intellectual honesty, though, requires change. If your views haven't changed in ten years, that says less about your clarity than it says about your lack of reflection.

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hope johnny depp is next

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hope johnny depp is next

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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I was a very precocious and hyperverbal toddler and asked the “where do babies come from?” extremely young so when I was almost three I randomly slammed my fork down and demanded to know how babies get into their mommies’ bellies in the first place.

fortunately they make books for teaching your insatiably curious wannabe zoologist toddler about sexual reproduction so by the time I was in preschool I was able to explain to my classmates that bugs stuck together because they were mating and that a similar process had happened between their parents to make them and that it was all a part of the biological cycle of life and death. I would explain this even to much older children who I heard asking what mating animals and insects were doing or sharing incorrect pregnancy information.

so like you can try to shelter your kids all you want but there is a nonzero chance that a hyperverbal autistic toddler will just fucking randomly walk up to them and explain that semen can fertilize an egg cell after insertion of the penis into the vagina, creating an embryo, and that ultimately they and everyone they know are subject to mortality and will inevitably die.

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