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Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
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Good Night 2 all My Horse Girls. Gays. Bimbos. Bisexuals. Manic depwessives. Maxxinistas. Drug addicts. Jocks. Stem gals. Piss fetishists & last but not least..... sluts xoxoxo
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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?
that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.
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She is having the time of her LIFE being toweled off after yelling at coyotes for 30 minutes straight. Please excuse the detritus in the background; I sacrificed a cardboard box on the altar of her attention span recently.
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