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ELVIS FLESH FOR THE FLOCK❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

GEESE HEARD YOU HAVE CAKE 🎂🎂🎂🎂

GIVE CAKE TO GEESE 👍👍👍👍👍

IF NOT WE KILL 🔪🔪🔪🔪

-@flock-of-geese

Woah now there thicc geese mamas, I can’t give you my luscious caked-up derrière but I can give you a Thicc Fool’s Gold Loaf ™️🍑✨🕺

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Woah thicc mama you are truly the devil in disguise 🍑✨

Woah thicc mama I’m rockin’ on a rock hummina hummina 🍑✨

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Hummina hummina don’t be cruel 😳🍑✨

Woah thicc mama I’m rockin’ on a rock hummina hummina 🍑✨

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Woah thicc mama I love thicc rocks too🍑✨🕺

Woah thicc mama I’m rockin’ on a rock hummina hummina 🍑✨

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Woah thicc mama I’m rockin’ on a rock hummina hummina 🍑✨

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Woah thicc mama, I am the thiccest and maybe sexiest Elvis hummina hummina 🍑✨

Mod: Please only nominate your Elvii if you are comfortable with their sexyness being considered

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BBeLvis prASSley

Elvis Presley

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If hard work builds character why are the scary voices in my head getting so loud?

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Maybe me not so bad as I looked at first? 🍑✨🕺

not so bad as he looked

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Woah thicc mama I ate the microphone and now I am T H I C C🍑✨

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I’m too thicc to fit in the orb 😭🍑✨

Elvis...greetings.. did you know?

Not my photo but still. Orb.

Woah mama im an orb, watch me roll!

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Woah thicc mama, is King of Rock now a canon classpect?

does elvis have a trollsona? what color blood is he?

Woah mama this is my trollsona and he has violet blood hummina hummina hummina

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Woah thicc mama the elvisverse grows thiccer 🍑✨

Why are there so many #Elvises? Didn’t he #die in #1977? #question #elvis #elvisverse

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Woah thicc mama, thicc people are the best in the world hummina hummina 🕺🍑✨

Woah mama hating on fat people is a shitty thing to do by the way

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Gotta give it to Elvis, this pose is one of the poses of all time

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Hummina hummina these are what I eat to stay thicc 🍑✨

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

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Woah thicc mama it means having a large derrière 🍑✨

i thought you were supposed to be bbno$ elvis at first 💔💔💔💔💔💔

Nah bby I am so caked up hummina hummina 🍑✨