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Coffee post rating: 4/10 (-3 for obscure cinematic references)
(ben kingsley iron man 3 voice) ready forrrr... another coffee...?
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Coffee post rating: 4.5/10 (-3 for crimes against music)
i drink a cup of coffee yet for auld lang syne
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Coffee post ratings#Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? In the case of coffee posting#the answer is no#thedappergamelord's coffees will be remembered for millenia
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Coffee post rating: 8.5/10 (and a very Happy New Year to thedappergamelord!)
had my first coffee of 2024!!!!
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#coffee post ratings#First coffee of 2024 for thedappergamelord
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Coffee post rating: 5/10 (bare minimum coffee posts cannot be rated higher due to Official Coffee Post Rating [patent pending] policy)
quick coffee with family
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Coffee post rating: 7.5/10 (-2 for delayed coffee posting; + 2 for politeness)
had a coffee few hours ago, while my extended family was visiting
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Coffee post rating: 8.5/10 (please note: posting about more than one coffee will not raise the coffee post rating; the post's quality is not considered to be enhanced by the quantity of coffees consumed [but congrats all the same])
had 2 coffee while out for lunch with my boy jake. he has agreed to be my best man at my wedding! hooray!!!
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Coffee post ratings#Congratulations#old (coffee) bean!
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Coffee post rating: 7.5/10 (+.5 for safety-consciousness)
had a coffee on the drive up to see my parents
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Coffee post rating: 9/10
drank coffee and ate red river cereal
#coffee post rating#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Drink your coffee by my side if you love me / please hasten to make me a brew...#... just remember the Red River cereal / and the gamelord who's eaten some too
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Coffee post rating: 6/10 (-2 for delayed coffee post - please coffee post promptly to avoid such penalties in future)
had a coffee earlier, then ran errands while listening to Robert Charlebois
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Coffee post ratings#Post while the coffee's hot#He can run to do errands but strolls leisurely to the coffee post
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Coffe post rating: 8.5 hoorays/10
christmas coffee!!!!! hooray!!!!
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Coffee post rating: 8/10
theres more of coffee than of coffin about me
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Coffee post rating#ebeanezer brewge#theres more of aaaaahhhhhh than of americano about the dappergamelord
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Coffee post rating: 7/10 (if this is a game that realistically depicts a capitalist's exploitation of a small village, then +2 points)
had a coffee and now its time to play "whoville-opoly" with my in laws
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Coffee post rating: 7/10 (-1 point for shameless promotion of the app formerly known as Twittermas)
xmas eve xoffee
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Coffee post rating#The most wonderful xime of the xear
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Coffee post rating: 6/10 (+2 for inspiring travel posting)
had a coffee and then headed out to my favourite locale... THE DUMP!!!!!!!
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#Coffee post rating#Let the dappergamelord commune with his environment in peace#Hot garbage... and the dump is too
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C-O-F-F-E-E post rating: 9.5/10 (for a very good boy); 7/10 (for dog)
had a (notices dog is in the room) C-O-F-F-E-E
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#coffee post ratings#Hope the dappergamelord isn't feeling ruff
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Coffee post rating: !&$*@?/10 (was this an LSD-laced coffee, one wonders?)
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#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#coffee post ratings#L>tte#Espre>>o#Wh>t the h>ll
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Coffee post rating: 6.5/10 (- .5 of a point for seasonal unawareness)
drinking a coffee here in halloweentown. everyone here is getting really into some shit called christmas for some reason. alright
#official coffee post rating system (patent pending)#coffee post ratings#need more ho ho ho than boooooo
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