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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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friday 13 you know what that means

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i dreamt of a house with too many rooms, which sounds lyrical and all except most of them were just full of different kinds of couch

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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There’s always something on Reddit

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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

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I love twitter

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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you don't ovulate. liar

interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this

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happy pride

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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

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"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

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choosing a PhD advisor is not unlike marriage reality shows. making a multi year commitment on the basis of only a handful of awkward, perfunctory interactions. very small pool of options. something kinda wrong with all of them