no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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Neil: Taller than you!!
Dan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Andrew: *turning to Neil* How tall are you?
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I can't wait to see Grover in a wedding dress!!!! That scene and the scene where Percy says exactly where they are and Annabeth is shocked. I really hope they don't cut either scene...
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"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Dumbledore's version of the events that Tom Riddle -record breaking top student who graduated with special merits to the school- ended up working at Borgin n Burkes, England's shadiest dark wizard pawn shop, as some sort of step, part of a multi-level evil mastermind plan instead of... because the british wizarding society is incredibly nepotist and built entirely of connections and favours that an apparent muggleborn could never achieve, says more about who he is as a person than anything he actively did in the books or even the fact that he dated wizarding hitler and agreed with his ideology until he got personally hurt.
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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I've seen a lot of people say how hilarious it is that the Crows feel like they can trust Kaz with their wildest secrets because he's probably seen an done worse, and I fully agree...which is such an extra L for the guy Kaz dropped off the building lmao
It's like...
Nina: "I've falsely accused my crush of being a slaver"
Kaz, wiping the blood off his gloves after he literally just ripped a man's eye out: "Haha nice."
Jesper: "I have so many debts that my father might lose the farm"
Kaz: "I beat a man to death with his own bone once."
Wylan: "I can't read :("
Kaz: "Then?? Hire someone who can?? I can't walk properly, was I NOT supposed to get a cane I can bust peoples' kneecaps with??"
Inej: "I KILLED someone!"
Kaz: "LOL, tell me about it. Wait why are you crying."
Random asshole: "There's a girl in the Menagerie that will do anything for me because she'll die if I tell on her"
Kaz: "What the fuck is wrong with you"
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Harry deserved to punch dumbeldore in the face at least once
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Merlin and Arthur have another chat
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