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R we potentially too mean 2 blonde men I mean r they rly that bad🤷🏼‍♀️

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put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

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I BOUGHT JEANS THAT FIT

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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage

don’t make everything about phan

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the phrase which could mean nothing has lead to a more beautiful version of the world

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i wish i could show u guys pics of my nephew cuz hes rlly funny guys omg He loves to bitch at us and he looks like this

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i hope everyone in the american military drops dead immediately

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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

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my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

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how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about

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habe u guys seen the justin beiber video where hes like Whats not clocking ? Whats not clockin? ⏰awesome stuff happening on my phone

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I wrote a longass thing about kink and pride and how people are trapping themselves in a closet of their own making and getting mad at everyone else for not similarly engaging in normative sexuality but I deleted it. I deserve some kind of reward... dubloons perhaps