The Australian gay penguin couple, Sphen and Magic are in fact DEREK AND STILES. You don’t believe me? Check this out:
-Magic is a three years old gentoo penguine who is excitable and playful. He chases after toys and anything that shines(cough cough ADHD cough cough) He greets visitors.
-Sphen is six years old (so he’s older than Stiles, I mean Magic) he is taller (remember hoechlin does have an inch or two over dylan) and has a bigger beak. He’s quieter, more serious and less interested in toys and humans.
I MEANNNNNNNNNNN
The couple had a baby penguin together and they’ve adopted another. And while other penguins look for other partners over the years, Sphen and Magic have stayed together cuz like STEREK, SPHENGIC IS ALSO ETERNAL!
I hope that you don’t mind a Monday morning drabble inspired by the pic of the Derek lookalike.
Stiles stood in the doorway, breath caught in his throat. He had always found his husband Derek beautiful, And there was nothing sexier than Derek wearing a thumb-hole shirt or in this case a hoodie. Stiles hadn’t thought it possible to find Derek even more handsome then he already did, but whenever he saw Derek holding their son in his arms. Stiles saw Derek’s true beauty. Because there was nothing more beautiful then Derek holding this tiny human in his big strong arms.. Stiles knew that he was the luckiest man in the world to get to call them his family.
Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.
A List of Things I Hate to Read in Teen Wolf/Sterek Fics: A Lesson on the Damage of Tropes.
Just a few things I’ve noticed in Teen Wolf (and for the most part, Sterek) fics. What are these you ask? Well, these are some observations I’ve made while reading fanfics, ones that have–for the most part–become uncontested Tropes. These tropes have been grossly reiterated to the point where they actually hurt the characters and the show as a result. They have also become the fanons’ “Canon” or “accepted head canon” without any proof given within the parameters of the show from which these characters spawn.
I am here to set the “canon” straight.
P.S. this post is an explosion of high photo content. Your internet connection is advised.
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1. ERMAGERD! STILES N SCOTT TXT LK DIS BC THEY R TEENS LOLOLKBYE.
No
they
do
not
2. Stiles is the Pack Momma! He’s such a wonderful cook! Look how he dotes with tender loving care for his little puppies! He can even clean up after their messes and kiss their booboos away!
i need gym teacher!derek who tries to peacock around music teacher!stiles. and just failboats. maybe a triangle serenade over a track meet chaperoned event
How can you even ship sterek?! They don't even like each other. Is not canon and its never going to be, you should just accept that and ship the couples on the show that obviously have more chemistry (which is why they're canon!). Tyler and Dylan look so awkward together
OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
I mean yeah
They TOTALLY HATE each other
See they can’t even look at the other
In fact they can’t stand any sort of contact between them
TOUCH WHAT NO EWW.
Nope, no touching here
Stiles would never save Derek
Nope. He wouldn’t even consider it
He WOULD NEVER worry about Derek
And don’t even get me started on Derek
He wouldn’t risk his life to save skiny defendless Stiles
Derek does not care at all for Stiles
And they have like 0 chemistry
Sexual tension/flirting pff None of that here
Not at all
How could I even think of linking them together. No one thinks that
Sterek will always be the ship that never dies for me.
No matter where I try to go or who I think I’ve moved onto, I’ll be lying in my bed at night or pouring a bowl of cereal, and just when I think I’ve made it safely off the ship and onto dry land my brain will go
I’ve been in the sterek fandom for many years, I have 34k+ posts and the vast majority of them are sterek related and every week i STILL manage to find fanart or edits made years ago that I never saw before. This fandom really was a force of nature
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” Sterek
It’s ten am on a Saturday and Derek has never been so dumbstruck in his life.
He’d been happily eating his pancakes when out of nowhere Stiles decides to say, “Sometimes I feel like I want to make out with you. Is that a friend thing to do?”
Derek hadn’t even had a chance to respond before Stiles had continued on his diatribe which was still going.
“I know that’s not a normal thing to ask, but I’m curious like if other people ever have those thoughts. I think at some point I’ve thought about what it would like to kiss all my friends. Like Scott would be incredibly weird obviously. Lydia would be great, but probably a little scary. Allison would just be funny. Erica would be hot. I don’t think I could kiss Jackson under any circumstances. But you would be good, I think. Like I think I would like making out with you.”
And with that Stiles is back to his food, humming along to the song the diner is playing.
Derek’s not sure if Stiles is expecting a response, but he certainly doesn’t have one yet.
He’d never thought about it.
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