beakerworksprobably

[beakerworksprobably]

*Bea giggles and twirls around* AW :33

*Bea waddles up to you and gives you a lick*

AWWWWWHH OMGA!!!! HI BEA, YOU LITTLE SWEETHEART!! AWHHHHAAAWAWAWAWAAA \>_</ *picks up Bea and hugs her*

@radio-hesjusthereig Dio, look at da baby :33

(@evilstevecobs)

[beakerworksprobably]

*Bea waddles up to you and gives you a lick*

AWWWWWHH OMGA!!!! HI BEA, YOU LITTLE SWEETHEART!! AWHHHHAAAWAWAWAWAAA \>_</ *picks up Bea and hugs her*

@radio-hesjusthereig Dio, look at da baby :33

(@evilstevecobs)

[beakerworksprobably]

The liquid inside my glass is a Neuromuscular Blocking Agent (NMBAs), which is a type of solution that interferes with the transmission of nerve impulses at the neuromuscular junction, preventing skeletal muscle contraction, and inducing temporary paralysis. Now, this liquid can only work if it's injected into somebody using my little syringe tail. It won't work if it's just touched.

If you look online, there's no specific NMBA that's mint green, like the solution in my beaker. I've done scientific studies, and figured out that this is a new scientific solution. I'm the first to ever find this out. Whenever I went in for checkups as a kid, the doctors would never know what the liquid was. They would always do some tests, but could never figure it out. So I did it myself.

I don't really know what to name the solution.. What do you guys think? :3

[beakerworksprobably]

Another breab slice ^^

Oh gosh, you're really too nice.. *devourers it*

(ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEBODY VOTED I SHOULD DIE)

[beakerworksprobably]

Throws bread slice at you :3

Why thank you! *om nom nom*

[beakerworksprobably]

*they

*one specific Beakling is on MeRec's antenna, licking it*

@merecorder-meeple-official

*somehow, around 12 or so Beaklings manage to find you, and waddle up next to you*

[beakerworksprobably]

Hello, Beaker. :)

You are Teacup's assistant, yes?

I would like to know, how soon would myself and some... aquaintances could be hired? Teacup is very inefficient in his workings.

That is all.

Sincerely, 💎🏅anon [@pendant-pending]

First off, Teacup is doing the best he can, so don't call him innefficiant. To answer your question, I don't think you'll get hired, so don't worry about it. No offense. I mean, take offense if you want, it's up to you.

[beakerworksprobably]

Hey, I hope you're alright. I have no knowledge of what happened, but again I hope you're okay. /gen

🏆 and 🍊🧃 ( @hojp-collective )

im ok, tysm for reaching out.. only like 2 other ppl did. It's kinda explained on my main acc when I posted an apology on there yesterday, but I'm ok now. Thanks :,]

[beakerworksprobably]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH GUYS YKNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

*Beaklings are carrying as many pride flags as they can*

Since some of my coworkers (or anyone really) might be curious what my pronouns and sexuality is, I'll share!

My pronouns are she/it/any! Call me whatever you guys want :3

I'm intersex, so that's coolio!

I'm omnisexual, I think. I prefer men and women! *caresses photo shrine of certain ii characters*

I'm also hypersexual, be scared.. /silly *wiggles my fingers at you like I'm about to grab a donut*

My gender is girl, object, uhhhh, man. Uhh

Flails my arms around

I'm very queerious and full of whimsy.

[beakerworksprobably]

By far the most beautiful thing I've read this year

THANK YOU TEACUP!!!

Happy Pride Month to all Meeple Employees!!

As the current CEO, I feel it necessary to inform everyone that you are welcome and accepted here at this company, no matter your gender identity or sexuality. We’re all just people living life!

That’s all, thank you :]

[beakerworksprobably]

*plants a totally not explosive cupcake in your inbox and leaves*

🧁

.....

don't touch it. /silly

🏆

Ooooh, a cupcake!!!

*eats it whole, with the wrapper and everything*

nnom.

[beakerworksprobably]

awww, my beakling!! *gets bit*

@woogiebear did you not feed it? It gets evil if you haven't fed it :(

GRRRRRRR.R.R,RTTHRH

-EVIL beakling

(Anon is off.. identity of EVIL beakling revealed…..)

Uhhhhh, hey beaker... I uh- think there might be something wrong with this one....

(ill fix)

@beakerworksprobably

[beakerworksprobably]

*looks at MeFlip in disbelief*

HOLY CRAP, THAT'S AWESOME!!!

*the Beakling runs around MeFlip in circles and licks it*

*somehow finds self in the vents*

Uhh, hello?? Is anyone in here..? I'm looking for a couple of Beaklings, and I think they might be in here..

@meflip-in-the-vents

[beakerworksprobably]

*laughs a little*

You like them? You can have them if you want, you know.

*somehow finds self in the vents*

Uhh, hello?? Is anyone in here..? I'm looking for a couple of Beaklings, and I think they might be in here..

@meflip-in-the-vents

[beakerworksprobably]

*frog blinks*

Thanks! :D

*notices more Beaklings crawling around on MeFlip's back*

Oh god, uh, can you turn around for a minute please?

*somehow finds self in the vents*

Uhh, hello?? Is anyone in here..? I'm looking for a couple of Beaklings, and I think they might be in here..

@meflip-in-the-vents

[beakerworksprobably]

*stares in absolute shock and horror*

My baby..! ;-;

*the Beakling trips, the acid burning through the vent floor and causing the Beakling to fall and shatter to its death*

*somehow finds self in the vents*

Uhh, hello?? Is anyone in here..? I'm looking for a couple of Beaklings, and I think they might be in here..

@meflip-in-the-vents

[beakerworksprobably]

A Beakling is that umm.. Little thing on you.

*points to a Beakling on MeFlip's shoulder. The Beakling is making itself comfortable*

And yeah, I've heard about you! I'll take it that not a lot of people have. I'm just really into Meeple history, so that's how I kinda know! And people also talk about you, not in a negative way or anything, don't worry.

*somehow finds self in the vents*

Uhh, hello?? Is anyone in here..? I'm looking for a couple of Beaklings, and I think they might be in here..

@meflip-in-the-vents