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I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

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oh THIS is the gunch

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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every time someone points out that "reject modernity, embrace tradition" is a literal nazi phrase there's like 4000 white people in the replies who all cry and sob and need to be comforted because their ~comfort meme~ is ~problematic~ and it's very very funny. i say thru gritted teeth

and no, you're not 'taking it from them' when you put it on a funny meme. you are normalizing it. you are helping develop it into a dogwhistle. and you deserve teeth in your grey matter

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Happy Pride Month to my favorite disaster duo

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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I think people really, really need to learn the difference between "this story was Poorly Written" and "I had extremely specific expectations of what I wanted this story to be and was extremely disappointed that it went in a different direction."

Similarly, people need to learn the difference between "this character was written Out-of-Character" and "I built up so many headcanons for this particular character that I wound up with my own extremely specific interpretation of them and was extremely disappointed when those headcanons were jossed."

You are allowed to experience disappointment when stories don't go in the direction you want them to! But that is not the same thing as those stories being poorly written.

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I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

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Charlize Theron as IMPERATOR FURIOSA MAD MAX: Fury Road│2015

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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

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asexual nicki minaj moodboard