beanburritobowl
beanburritobowl
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come, let us roll / in this, my delicious burrito bowl.
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beanburritobowl · 24 hours ago
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quick bad comic before work to make sure i got one done today AND i did it in pen so i couldn’t change anything! #makeaterriblecomicday2025
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beanburritobowl · 2 days ago
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id die for the internet archive over my country
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beanburritobowl · 2 days ago
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of course you have blue curtains and subtext
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beanburritobowl · 2 days ago
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beanburritobowl · 4 days ago
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beanburritobowl · 4 days ago
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Pentiment (2022) dev. Obsidian Entertainment
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beanburritobowl · 4 days ago
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these days if you say you love tiktok people think you're talking about that app and not the kesha song. this is where everything went wrong
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beanburritobowl · 5 days ago
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beanburritobowl · 6 days ago
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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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beanburritobowl · 6 days ago
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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health
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beanburritobowl · 6 days ago
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i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life
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beanburritobowl · 6 days ago
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beanburritobowl · 7 days ago
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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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beanburritobowl · 7 days ago
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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
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beanburritobowl · 9 days ago
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being aro and having platonic crushes is so embarrassing like. yeah i wanna be your stupid friend or whatever. kicks a rock like an idiot.
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beanburritobowl · 10 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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beanburritobowl · 10 days ago
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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