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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#okay so preface#my dad rented movies that were totally inappropriate for children all the time#i don't know if he didn't care or thought we wouldn't understand#or if his concept of “scary” was irreparably skewed by being a combat veteran#the first movie i really remember seeing on vhs was predator (“the leaf monster”) when i was around three years old#but the movie that scarred me (and my brother) for life was fire in the sky#i think i must have been around 8 at the time?#to this day neither of us will watch it#dad also rented black robe one time which i forgot about#until i was a college freshman and we watched it in my “europe and the world” class#imagine flashing back in a lecture hall with 300 other people#wild times man
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
#i've applied to 150 jobs#i am so tired#and broke#and terrified about the future!#i would like a job that's not abusive and pays well and maybe has decent coworkers please#reblog
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The answer to, "Why are you the way that you are?"
#you know i sweet talked that little buck#four legs and hooves? i am pouring on the sugar#beanie irl#touching grass#mental health walk#if you seek a pleasant peninsula look about you
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Sharing a little slice of summer solstice Americana with you ♡
Imagine eating this at a picnic table at the lake. It's cool beneath the towering pines, cooler from the breeze coming in off the big water. You are exhausted from playing, soggy in your swimsuit, sunburnt, and deeply happy.
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I put on a full face of makeup and used the iron today, and I'm realizing that neither of these things is for me at this stage of my life (tired)
#beanie irl#yapping#but seriously what product will even out my skin without making me look cakey and 8000 years old#tell me your secrets tumblr MUAs
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I went to an honest-to-god MALL today, and they were PUMPING 90s/10s hits into empty hallways. Groove Is In The Heart, Blue (Da Ba Dee), and Call Me Maybe turned up to 11 for an audience of one as I waited for the GAP outlet to open 30 minutes late. Surreal.
#beanie irl#i realized i don't have any nice tops for my interview#and the only place that had my size in-store was at the mall#truly nostalgic#but only a shadow of what it once was#anyway now i have one blue and one white button-down shirt#wfh has ruined my sense of work fashion so i went with the classics#ngl besties i wish one of you had been there with me#i needed someone to rizz me up after looking at myself under the awful dressing room lights#deep tag confession i also just missing shopping with friends sigh
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Thought I was buying myself a decadent $9 Dubai cheesecake brownie, but discovered too late that it was actually a decadent $15 Dubai cheesecake brownie.
I have to get my money's worth, so I'm posting it to all of my socials.
#beanie irl#little treats#i split this with my husband so each half really only cost $7.50#if i cut it into quarters it's only $3.75#it's not girl math it's a disorder#i was so excited to finally try dubai chocolate#and tbh i think it's kind of overrated#don't come for me
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Summer Reading '25
Every girl (gn) knows the best way to dissociate is by reading a book.
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe – Incredibly charming and folksy story, sweet queer rep, but also historical racism. Plus, Kathy Bates was wasted on the unbelievably awful screen adaptation.
The Lifeguards – I thought this would be a trashy murder mystery, but I actually really enjoyed it. The author has a great style that made me want to start writing again, and her characters are fantastic.
The Jetsetters – I liked the author of The Lifeguards so much that I read another of her books. As a daughter from a dysfunctional family, this one was a kick in the teeth. 11/10, will read more.
Model Home – Horror story with POC and queer rep, but I stopped reading halfway through because it made one too many mentions about child sexual abuse for me.
Fire Season – Historical fiction with a paranormal twist. An interesting premise, decent characters, and good writing, but I thought it was just okay.
Our Little World – Another murder mystery and more family dysfunction, but this one focused on sister relationships. Rubbed salt in my gaping sister wound.
#beanie reads#life [is less hard] when you have a library card#summer reading#spoiler free#post in progress
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