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Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:

You don't owe anyone anything

Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others

We owe each other everything

Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival

You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.

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every once in a while when i'm scrolling on the mobile app, a link automatically opens to some kind of ad website or something and i'm not comfortable with that. @support can you moderate the kind of ads that appear on mobile better? i don't mind seeing ads but i don't want my phone to get hacked or something. i know if i pay for premium it gets rid of ads but i don't have the kind of money to be paying for premium memberships. i may just stop using the mobile app if this keeps happening.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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MechaRobin

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Ya know what would be really fucking dope? If y'all could actually label whether or not the bags of chips use sunflower oil. Or even better yet, discontinue the shit all together. My fiancé is allergic to any sunflower byproducts, and it's always a bummer not being able to share chips with her (amongst many other foods)

Hi, thanks for the feedback! Our company policy is to label as few ingredients as possible because we want to poison you so that you die. Thanks!

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my contact at the rat factory says the new rats will be "very loud" and make a "grinding" sound when they think

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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I MUST DEFEND WOMEN ONLINE

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having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup